Just a few minutes after ranting and complaining about our damn government, they have to do exactly the thing that will hurt the MOST people in the country...HIKING THE PETROL PRICES... Oh god 30 FUCKIN cents people...this will make a full tank of petrol AT LEAST RM10 higher..not to mention for those who drive a big CC car..hmm that would be my dad...MAY THE $FORCE BE WITH YOU...
I can understand the government saying that they are subsidising us a lot for the previous years but if they wanna gradually stop subsidising our petrol AT THE VERY FUCKIN LEAST please cut down the fuckin taxes on cars... as they would say..people in other countries pay a lot for petrol..more than us..but their Cars are FUCKIN CHEAP!! take Australia for example..their cars are about half to a third of the price here AFTER converting..damnit if cars here are that cheap i couldn't be bothered bout the petrol hike..but then again maybe i would..but not as much...
damnit 2005 was supposed to be the year that AFTA is implemented...which means car import taxes or sumthing are lowered like shit...but as usual the government is procrastinating...Fuckin this is 2006!! WHERE ARE MY CHEAP CARS!!! @%$%^#%^&%*^
when it comes to helping the citizens save money the government will slowly drag their fuckin legs and not budge..but when there is a chance to increase our expenditure to the country..all of those fuckers will jump up like sex starved canines seeing a hot bitch lying on the floor spreading its legs..DAMN THEM!!!
But a friend argued that with the hike in petrol where does the money go?? TO DEVELOPING THE CITY he says..hmm food for thought..do you think it will contribute to the development of the cities, or would it be contributing to those lazy assholes waiting to be fed??? or contributing to their brand new Mercedes, BMW, Ferarris whamacamacalid??
ARGH..i'm poor...somebody give me some money :-P
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Monday, February 27, 2006
Stinky water in the Klang Valley
I don't know is it just me but did anyone notice that the water coming from the major pipes(not from the BIG-ASS tank at the top of your houses) smell funny??
The smell is like a mix between shit, piss, rust and clorin..YUCK..a special cocktail made by our JABATAN AIR just for our enjoyment...
can you imagine the food that was washed by these water??? literally SHit Food..(Thank god that my mum caters nowadays..) Even worse..imagine bathing in these waters??URGH!!! u smell worse AFTER bathing..GOD..defies the purpose of bathing doesn't it?? Thank goodness for friends at the gym who reminded me that the water smells.. or i will smell like shit while writing this entry *Pinches Nose*
Cmon Malaysian government..i seriously think its about time you guys get efficient...i can't understand how such an incompetant bunch of people keep getting voted to stay in the office year after year, Must be those insert racist statement who wants to keep enjoying their priveledge of being "princes of the land" (you get my drift??) and couldn't care less how the country is going with these bunch of incompetant arseholes and would much rather care about their personal comfort..being the laziest, sleaziest race in the whole world..Bitches.. I can't say that i can see a bright future for Malaysia if the majority of our population wants to be spoonfed and can't lift their bloody behinds of the armchairs or rattan chairs and earn some money, take initiatives to make their lives better... Guess our government thinks that this is the way to develop our nation.....MALAYSIA BOLEH?? i dare say that the situation now is MALAYSIA PUKI MAK CCB TAK BOLEH!!!! ARGH!
note: for those who are experiencing the same "water" issues pls leave a comment or post on my tag box..same goes to those who agree on our situation that i highlighted at the end of the post..
The smell is like a mix between shit, piss, rust and clorin..YUCK..a special cocktail made by our JABATAN AIR just for our enjoyment...
can you imagine the food that was washed by these water??? literally SHit Food..(Thank god that my mum caters nowadays..) Even worse..imagine bathing in these waters??URGH!!! u smell worse AFTER bathing..GOD..defies the purpose of bathing doesn't it?? Thank goodness for friends at the gym who reminded me that the water smells.. or i will smell like shit while writing this entry *Pinches Nose*
Cmon Malaysian government..i seriously think its about time you guys get efficient...i can't understand how such an incompetant bunch of people keep getting voted to stay in the office year after year, Must be those insert racist statement who wants to keep enjoying their priveledge of being "princes of the land" (you get my drift??) and couldn't care less how the country is going with these bunch of incompetant arseholes and would much rather care about their personal comfort..being the laziest, sleaziest race in the whole world..Bitches.. I can't say that i can see a bright future for Malaysia if the majority of our population wants to be spoonfed and can't lift their bloody behinds of the armchairs or rattan chairs and earn some money, take initiatives to make their lives better... Guess our government thinks that this is the way to develop our nation.....MALAYSIA BOLEH?? i dare say that the situation now is MALAYSIA PUKI MAK CCB TAK BOLEH!!!! ARGH!
note: for those who are experiencing the same "water" issues pls leave a comment or post on my tag box..same goes to those who agree on our situation that i highlighted at the end of the post..
Botox gone wrong???
Check this out ppl...
spot the swollen eye...Can you??
Bad isn't it?? Girls who are thinking of gettin a botox injection better think twice before u get one...If you think that wrinkles in your face is unacceptable..wait till you get your face swollen like a bloody blowfish..imagine walking down the street looking like the hunchback of notre dame..OH GOD..i take wrinkles ANY DAY!!!..but then again i am a guy so i wouldn't understand right??
Anyway that wasn't from a botox injection..Its actually a picture of Fernando "El Feroz" Vargas, a boxer who got TKO'ed by "Sugar" Shane Mosley..Look what a good boxer can do to you..Haha come to think of it I think i can do that too...Just punch repetitively on the same eye till it gets swollen like an apple.?!?! So those of you who has a beef with me...WaTCH out or you'll end up like him *RAWR!!!*
To those females who breathed a sigh of relieve when they found out that it wasn't courtesy of a botox injection like a bloody pig trying to spread its ears, flap 'em and try to fly..IMPOSSIBLY STUPID!!! please rest assured that it may VERY WELL happen to you if u still wanna get a botox injection...
Curse you ppl...*evil grin*
spot the swollen eye...Can you??
Bad isn't it?? Girls who are thinking of gettin a botox injection better think twice before u get one...If you think that wrinkles in your face is unacceptable..wait till you get your face swollen like a bloody blowfish..imagine walking down the street looking like the hunchback of notre dame..OH GOD..i take wrinkles ANY DAY!!!..but then again i am a guy so i wouldn't understand right??
Anyway that wasn't from a botox injection..Its actually a picture of Fernando "El Feroz" Vargas, a boxer who got TKO'ed by "Sugar" Shane Mosley..Look what a good boxer can do to you..Haha come to think of it I think i can do that too...Just punch repetitively on the same eye till it gets swollen like an apple.?!?! So those of you who has a beef with me...WaTCH out or you'll end up like him *RAWR!!!*
To those females who breathed a sigh of relieve when they found out that it wasn't courtesy of a botox injection like a bloody pig trying to spread its ears, flap 'em and try to fly..IMPOSSIBLY STUPID!!! please rest assured that it may VERY WELL happen to you if u still wanna get a botox injection...
Curse you ppl...*evil grin*
Saturday, February 25, 2006
Bad Day..
Today is a bad day even before the day started..
Damn it i don't know what did i eat that SERIOUSLY disagreed with me.. Was it the mamak food?? or my protein but it woke me up in the middle of the night.. Damn i practically raced to the toilet! ARGH!! the paaaiiinnn!!! THe AGGOONNYYYY!!! damnit
Went for my work today...I'm scheduled to work at Putra World Trade Centre.. they have a property fair..WHILE simultaneously having an EDU FAIR, Science fair, Security lock fair(WTF?? SECURITY LOCK FAIR?? wth for...apparently Ong Ka Ting will be there for the security lock fair...CRAZY PPL!!!), a convocation for GOD knows which hell forsaken University AND a focus group in the same premises..6 BLOODY EVENTS AT THE SAME TIME??? i had to practically BEG to get into the parking lot because apparently its FULL..that's what they always say..But boy was i wrong..the parking lot is FUCKIN full.. one would think that they are selling gold bars at 50 cents each and people rushing to get them while they can!!! WTF PWTC pls manage your events properly.. AND FUCKIN GIVE PRIORITY TO THE STAFF PLEASE!!! To make matters worse..my stomach has the audacity to disagree with me while i am searching for a space..damn i feel like things in my stomach might come out from the other end of my body...Bloody hell my car would be a mess..
On a happier note.. I will be going to Kota Bharu, Kelantan for a property fair the second week of March..hopefully its confirmed *fingers crossed* it would be a great opportunity to gain experience and of course... LOTS and LOTS of MOOLAH!! WHOHOOO!!!!
Damn it i don't know what did i eat that SERIOUSLY disagreed with me.. Was it the mamak food?? or my protein but it woke me up in the middle of the night.. Damn i practically raced to the toilet! ARGH!! the paaaiiinnn!!! THe AGGOONNYYYY!!! damnit
Went for my work today...I'm scheduled to work at Putra World Trade Centre.. they have a property fair..WHILE simultaneously having an EDU FAIR, Science fair, Security lock fair(WTF?? SECURITY LOCK FAIR?? wth for...apparently Ong Ka Ting will be there for the security lock fair...CRAZY PPL!!!), a convocation for GOD knows which hell forsaken University AND a focus group in the same premises..6 BLOODY EVENTS AT THE SAME TIME??? i had to practically BEG to get into the parking lot because apparently its FULL..that's what they always say..But boy was i wrong..the parking lot is FUCKIN full.. one would think that they are selling gold bars at 50 cents each and people rushing to get them while they can!!! WTF PWTC pls manage your events properly.. AND FUCKIN GIVE PRIORITY TO THE STAFF PLEASE!!! To make matters worse..my stomach has the audacity to disagree with me while i am searching for a space..damn i feel like things in my stomach might come out from the other end of my body...Bloody hell my car would be a mess..
On a happier note.. I will be going to Kota Bharu, Kelantan for a property fair the second week of March..hopefully its confirmed *fingers crossed* it would be a great opportunity to gain experience and of course... LOTS and LOTS of MOOLAH!! WHOHOOO!!!!
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Bored to death..
Here i am BLOGGING in my college..how sad is that..
i have a class from 10 to 12 and another class from 3 to 5pm..thus leaving me with a BIG HUMONGOUS gap to fill in between classes with absolutely NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do..
Which explains why exactly i am here.. To all you peeps in Subang give me a ring so that i can have something to do...ARGH!!! i am dying here
On another note i must make a mental note to myself..
PLEASE REMEMBER TO TAKE ALL YOUR BELONGINGS WHEN EXITING THE GYM SHOWER!!
I have been in the gym for 3 months now and god knows how many times have i left my shampoo and facial wash in the shower, my lock at the locker and even left my shirt in the changing room once..DAMN I'm forgetful.!! ARGH!! there actually are some people that take MY SHAMPOO AND FACIAL WASH..for those who did..i hope to God that your hair fuckin drops off in patches and leave you bald all over and may your face grow pimples and zits till ur face looks like a fuckin Broccoli or Cauliflower!!DAMN THOSE PPL.. and there are those who use my things and leave them back at the same place.. WTF?? don't you bring your own things to the shower?? or u are so kiasu that you HAVE to use another's things just because they are there so that you can save on ur shampoo and facial wash..UrGH!! this is SHIT!
gotta go now and wallow in self pity about the fact that i am still bored to death..leaving with another reminder..
PLS REMEMBER TO CHECK ALL YOUR BELONGINGS BEFORE LEAVING THE SHOWER!! damn!!
i have a class from 10 to 12 and another class from 3 to 5pm..thus leaving me with a BIG HUMONGOUS gap to fill in between classes with absolutely NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do..
Which explains why exactly i am here.. To all you peeps in Subang give me a ring so that i can have something to do...ARGH!!! i am dying here
On another note i must make a mental note to myself..
PLEASE REMEMBER TO TAKE ALL YOUR BELONGINGS WHEN EXITING THE GYM SHOWER!!
I have been in the gym for 3 months now and god knows how many times have i left my shampoo and facial wash in the shower, my lock at the locker and even left my shirt in the changing room once..DAMN I'm forgetful.!! ARGH!! there actually are some people that take MY SHAMPOO AND FACIAL WASH..for those who did..i hope to God that your hair fuckin drops off in patches and leave you bald all over and may your face grow pimples and zits till ur face looks like a fuckin Broccoli or Cauliflower!!DAMN THOSE PPL.. and there are those who use my things and leave them back at the same place.. WTF?? don't you bring your own things to the shower?? or u are so kiasu that you HAVE to use another's things just because they are there so that you can save on ur shampoo and facial wash..UrGH!! this is SHIT!
gotta go now and wallow in self pity about the fact that i am still bored to death..leaving with another reminder..
PLS REMEMBER TO CHECK ALL YOUR BELONGINGS BEFORE LEAVING THE SHOWER!! damn!!
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Bored...
2nd post in a day?? what's wrong with me... Anyway for those who don't know i have started to go to the gym, *fingerscrossed* hope that it will last and pretty soon i will have a Fantastic body with muscles bulging all over the place..Chests bigger than Pamela Anderson's breasts, Arms that are larger than most of your thighs, legs as thick as tree trunks, Abs that you can wash all your clothes on them, muscles so hard and tough you can use them as a chopping boards (without killing me of course..you will leave me scratchless after use *RAWR*)..pretty much a body like this
Good Shit eh!
However this will not happen anytime soon as i am officially now this
Don't worry i am not posting porn..it's not even me on the picture u fools!
Oh my god..what did i just show you..before you guys start grabbing your buckets and hurl into them let me reiterate myself..
THAT WAS NOT A TRUE REPRESENTATION OF NIGEL!!! IT IS A RANDOM FAT PICTURE FOUND OF THE INTERNET..USED FOR ILLUSTRATION PURPOSES..ANY ASSOCIATION WITH ANYONE, DEAD OR ALIVE IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL AND NOT, I REPEAT NOT INTENDED!!!!!!
Even if i can't get to the first picture's standard i could settle for something like this
Alright this looks the same as the 1st picture but you get my drift..
or even this..
a nice lean and cut body
Hope my dreams come true!! Cmon everyone let's pray.."Dear God, pls give Nigel the strength to proceed in his undertakings..especially in the task of looking like the 1st, 3rd or 4th picture, may he never go back to being like the 2nd picture!!!" Thanks everyone for joining in.
On another note..I just found out that The Amazing Race 9 will be starting on March 1st 9pm in AXN!!! Love that show.. OH!! and an Asian edition of the race will be held too!! Should i join?? Interested?? http://www.axnasia.com/buzzsites/the_amazing_race_asia/
Let's join alright Baby???*wink*
Me thinks that's enough for now..ciao!~
p/s Anyone still grossed out by the picture thinking that i took a naked picture of myself should get ur fuckin eyes checked!! Am I that fair?? whoever is laughing at the fact that i am fat shall die a painful death..first ur genitals will slowly rot..then in will drop off just as athe SEXIEST person in the world is willing to get in bed with you!!
HAH!! there you go
Good Shit eh!
However this will not happen anytime soon as i am officially now this
Don't worry i am not posting porn..it's not even me on the picture u fools!
Oh my god..what did i just show you..before you guys start grabbing your buckets and hurl into them let me reiterate myself..
THAT WAS NOT A TRUE REPRESENTATION OF NIGEL!!! IT IS A RANDOM FAT PICTURE FOUND OF THE INTERNET..USED FOR ILLUSTRATION PURPOSES..ANY ASSOCIATION WITH ANYONE, DEAD OR ALIVE IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL AND NOT, I REPEAT NOT INTENDED!!!!!!
Even if i can't get to the first picture's standard i could settle for something like this
Alright this looks the same as the 1st picture but you get my drift..
or even this..
a nice lean and cut body
Hope my dreams come true!! Cmon everyone let's pray.."Dear God, pls give Nigel the strength to proceed in his undertakings..especially in the task of looking like the 1st, 3rd or 4th picture, may he never go back to being like the 2nd picture!!!" Thanks everyone for joining in.
On another note..I just found out that The Amazing Race 9 will be starting on March 1st 9pm in AXN!!! Love that show.. OH!! and an Asian edition of the race will be held too!! Should i join?? Interested?? http://www.axnasia.com/buzzsites/the_amazing_race_asia/
Let's join alright Baby???*wink*
Me thinks that's enough for now..ciao!~
p/s Anyone still grossed out by the picture thinking that i took a naked picture of myself should get ur fuckin eyes checked!! Am I that fair?? whoever is laughing at the fact that i am fat shall die a painful death..first ur genitals will slowly rot..then in will drop off just as athe SEXIEST person in the world is willing to get in bed with you!!
HAH!! there you go
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Congratulations Ishe "Sugar Shay" Smith
This post is dedicated to Ishe "Sugar Shay" Smith.
For those who don't know who he is, he was a contestant in The Contender..A boxing reality series which was won by Sergio Mora, who is the only boxer who "beat" Ishe, albeit through an Extremely controversial split decision. After the tournament, he was tied down to a contract along with other boxers to Mark Burnett's promotional team.
This promotional team are the NEW "Don King"s which will favour their golden boy and screw over the other boxers to make him look good..Victims of these "Don King"s are runner up Peter Manfredo, Ahmed Kadour, Anthony Bonsante and of course Ishe Smith. Since then Ishe Smith never had a fight and tried to break off from the contract..after 3 months of arbitration he managed to do it and as of yesterday, Ishe Smith is a proud member of Golden Boy Promotions...one of the biggest promotional companies in Boxing.
He is scheduled to get back in the ring on May 6th as an undercard of the Oscar De La Hoya VS Ricardo Mayorga bout. He aspires to be the first World Champion from native Las Vegas and will be competing in the welterweight or junior middleweight division.
Look out for Ishe Smith as..
2006 is the year of Ishe "Sugar Shay" Smith!!
For those who don't know who he is, he was a contestant in The Contender..A boxing reality series which was won by Sergio Mora, who is the only boxer who "beat" Ishe, albeit through an Extremely controversial split decision. After the tournament, he was tied down to a contract along with other boxers to Mark Burnett's promotional team.
This promotional team are the NEW "Don King"s which will favour their golden boy and screw over the other boxers to make him look good..Victims of these "Don King"s are runner up Peter Manfredo, Ahmed Kadour, Anthony Bonsante and of course Ishe Smith. Since then Ishe Smith never had a fight and tried to break off from the contract..after 3 months of arbitration he managed to do it and as of yesterday, Ishe Smith is a proud member of Golden Boy Promotions...one of the biggest promotional companies in Boxing.
He is scheduled to get back in the ring on May 6th as an undercard of the Oscar De La Hoya VS Ricardo Mayorga bout. He aspires to be the first World Champion from native Las Vegas and will be competing in the welterweight or junior middleweight division.
Look out for Ishe Smith as..
2006 is the year of Ishe "Sugar Shay" Smith!!
Monday, February 20, 2006
Condolences to Alan Smith
This post is dedicated to Alan Smith.. Volatile Striker turned Ferocious Holding Midfielder of MANCHESTER UNITED
His position was recently changed by Alex Ferguson fr striker to midfield..taking Roy Keane's position..as time goes by.. he is slowly adapting to his new role and is now in the reckoning to go to the World Cup with England due to the lack of holding midfielders..However all this has changed since he suffered THIS
can you guys see his ankle?? Gruesome ain't it..it literally popped out of its socket..ALL due to the bravery in Blockin a free kick Playing liverpool and landing wrongly..Now he is scheduled to be out for at least 8 months with a possibility of never playing again..totally wrecking his World Cup chances.. Let's all pray together and hope that he recovers quickly..OH GOD!! Man Utd are currently suffering from a Lack of Midfielders Syndrome.. let's hope we all pull through this..CmON!! UNITED!
p/s All you anti Mancs or scousers out there..if you have a good word to say bout Smith pls leave a comment or message..if you want to taunt or laugh at my face..You can do so under the 8 gates of hell as I will smash you RIGHT through 8 gates with my POWDERFUL MUSKLES!! HOR HOR HOR!!
His position was recently changed by Alex Ferguson fr striker to midfield..taking Roy Keane's position..as time goes by.. he is slowly adapting to his new role and is now in the reckoning to go to the World Cup with England due to the lack of holding midfielders..However all this has changed since he suffered THIS
can you guys see his ankle?? Gruesome ain't it..it literally popped out of its socket..ALL due to the bravery in Blockin a free kick Playing liverpool and landing wrongly..Now he is scheduled to be out for at least 8 months with a possibility of never playing again..totally wrecking his World Cup chances.. Let's all pray together and hope that he recovers quickly..OH GOD!! Man Utd are currently suffering from a Lack of Midfielders Syndrome.. let's hope we all pull through this..CmON!! UNITED!
p/s All you anti Mancs or scousers out there..if you have a good word to say bout Smith pls leave a comment or message..if you want to taunt or laugh at my face..You can do so under the 8 gates of hell as I will smash you RIGHT through 8 gates with my POWDERFUL MUSKLES!! HOR HOR HOR!!
Sunday, February 19, 2006
NBA All Star Saturday..
For All those who don't know...The NBA All Star weekend is an annual event which takes place in the middle of the NBA season..The fans will vote and select 2 teams which represents the East and the West..The event goes on for 2 days and Sunday will be the All Star game...
Today,Saturday (technically Sunday over here in Malaysia) is the build up to the game.. basically what happens today is the Rookie VS Sophomore game, Skills challenge, Shooting Stars, 3 point shootout and the most anticipated event - THE SLAM DUNK COMPETITION
Here's a rundown
Skills Challenge
- Contestants will have to complete an obstacle course and the fastest time wins.
- Winner ~ Dwayne Wade(Miami Heat) Steve Nash, last year's winner didn't even make it to the finals..which was contested between Dwayne Wade and Lebron James
Shooting Stars
- Basically a team gets to choose an NBA player, WNBA player and an NBA legend from the team of the same city to compete in a shooting competition
- Winner ~ Team San Antonio(Tony Parker(SA Spurs), Kendra Wecker(SA Shooting Stars), and Steve Kerr(LEGEND!, Former Spurs and Bulls)
3 Point Shootout
- Competition to see who shoots the most 3 pointers in a minute
- Winner ~ Dirk Nowitski (Dallas Mavericks) The 1st ever 7 footer to win the competition..
Slam Dunk Competition
- the Highlight!! Basically players compete to see who can Slam the ball into the net in the MOST MINDBLOWING MANNER!!
- Winner/ Man of the Hour ~ NATE ROBINSON
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He's BLOODY 5'9'' which is about the average Malaysian size...DAMN HE DUNKS LIKE A 6 footer!!! though it can be said that his dunks if performed by taller ppl would be noticed but HEY he's 5 fuckin 9!!! you can see from the pics(He's the BLOODY midget in the middle!!) how short he is and what THE HELL did he dunk!! OVER SPUD WEBB(another former SLAM DUNK winner at 5'7'' EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVE) but lets keep it to Nate Robinson..
Moral of the story.. If us short wankers think that we can't play in the NBA coz we're short..we're just fooling ourselves...LOOK AT Nate Robinson and you will see why can't we play..COZ WE"RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH!! that Bloody midget(even though he is taller than me i will call him that due to who he plays with week in week out *wink*) CAN REALLY JUMP!!
Sorry for the Long Ass Post..I'm just too excited
Today,Saturday (technically Sunday over here in Malaysia) is the build up to the game.. basically what happens today is the Rookie VS Sophomore game, Skills challenge, Shooting Stars, 3 point shootout and the most anticipated event - THE SLAM DUNK COMPETITION
Here's a rundown
Skills Challenge
- Contestants will have to complete an obstacle course and the fastest time wins.
- Winner ~ Dwayne Wade(Miami Heat) Steve Nash, last year's winner didn't even make it to the finals..which was contested between Dwayne Wade and Lebron James
Shooting Stars
- Basically a team gets to choose an NBA player, WNBA player and an NBA legend from the team of the same city to compete in a shooting competition
- Winner ~ Team San Antonio(Tony Parker(SA Spurs), Kendra Wecker(SA Shooting Stars), and Steve Kerr(LEGEND!, Former Spurs and Bulls)
3 Point Shootout
- Competition to see who shoots the most 3 pointers in a minute
- Winner ~ Dirk Nowitski (Dallas Mavericks) The 1st ever 7 footer to win the competition..
Slam Dunk Competition
- the Highlight!! Basically players compete to see who can Slam the ball into the net in the MOST MINDBLOWING MANNER!!
- Winner/ Man of the Hour ~ NATE ROBINSON
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He's BLOODY 5'9'' which is about the average Malaysian size...DAMN HE DUNKS LIKE A 6 footer!!! though it can be said that his dunks if performed by taller ppl would be noticed but HEY he's 5 fuckin 9!!! you can see from the pics(He's the BLOODY midget in the middle!!) how short he is and what THE HELL did he dunk!! OVER SPUD WEBB(another former SLAM DUNK winner at 5'7'' EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVE) but lets keep it to Nate Robinson..
Moral of the story.. If us short wankers think that we can't play in the NBA coz we're short..we're just fooling ourselves...LOOK AT Nate Robinson and you will see why can't we play..COZ WE"RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH!! that Bloody midget(even though he is taller than me i will call him that due to who he plays with week in week out *wink*) CAN REALLY JUMP!!
Sorry for the Long Ass Post..I'm just too excited
Saturday, February 18, 2006
AMAZING GUITARIST!!!
YOU GUYS GOTTA CHECK HIM OUT!!!
http://www.xanga.com/zackkim
His name is Zack Kim and he is from a Malaysian band called CosmicFunkExpress... This kind of talent TRULY makes me proud to be Malaysian..WHOOHOO!!! MALAYSIA BOLEH!!
i recommend Fantasie Impromtu, Dear Tiesto and the Super Mario Bros songs..
but feel free to check em all out..it will blow your balls right out of ur damn scrotums..for the girls..leave it to your imagination..
http://www.xanga.com/zackkim
His name is Zack Kim and he is from a Malaysian band called CosmicFunkExpress... This kind of talent TRULY makes me proud to be Malaysian..WHOOHOO!!! MALAYSIA BOLEH!!
i recommend Fantasie Impromtu, Dear Tiesto and the Super Mario Bros songs..
but feel free to check em all out..it will blow your balls right out of ur damn scrotums..for the girls..leave it to your imagination..
WTF??? tagged??
Joy to the world...for I have been tagged for the 1st time in my blogging "career"!!!
Shanker you're a bitch
Current time:
2.35 am
What are you wearing?
A Blue Topshop Shirt and Pasar Malam pants...WHAT A COMBINATION..i love my fashion sense...its like Elton John meets Brad Pitt...WTF am i talking bout...i must be sleepy
Name something out of the ordinary on your desk:
A deodorant spray..don't know whose is it...don't ask me how it got there either.. only Buddha knows... RAWR i'm a Buddhist!
Current favourite song(s):
Eason Chan - Pou Tou Seng Sook Si (translated..when the grapes ripen) He is a bloody good singer IMO.. whoever disagrees can fuck off and DIE for all i care...I AM ALWAYS RIGHT...remember that..
whoever wants recomendation of his songs can always pm or email me..=P
Last thing consumed:
Murtabak Ayam + French Fries fr McDs + Coke..BLOODY FATTENING
Last phone call received:
David..Maow Jun calling me out.. (thanks dude for caring..really appreciate it!!
Current annoyance:
Fuckin hell..pls don't mention it...Whoever knows just keep it inside you..
Plans for the rest of the night:
Sleep...i need to work tomorrow
I tag the following people:
Can i tag Shanker again so he has to do it twice???? *evil*
thus...
SHANKER!!!!!
Shannel..MY BABY...
no one else coz they either don't know about the existance of my blog..or they don't have one themselves....
Shanker you're a bitch
Current time:
2.35 am
What are you wearing?
A Blue Topshop Shirt and Pasar Malam pants...WHAT A COMBINATION..i love my fashion sense...its like Elton John meets Brad Pitt...WTF am i talking bout...i must be sleepy
Name something out of the ordinary on your desk:
A deodorant spray..don't know whose is it...don't ask me how it got there either.. only Buddha knows... RAWR i'm a Buddhist!
Current favourite song(s):
Eason Chan - Pou Tou Seng Sook Si (translated..when the grapes ripen) He is a bloody good singer IMO.. whoever disagrees can fuck off and DIE for all i care...I AM ALWAYS RIGHT...remember that..
whoever wants recomendation of his songs can always pm or email me..=P
Last thing consumed:
Murtabak Ayam + French Fries fr McDs + Coke..BLOODY FATTENING
Last phone call received:
David..Maow Jun calling me out.. (thanks dude for caring..really appreciate it!!
Current annoyance:
Fuckin hell..pls don't mention it...Whoever knows just keep it inside you..
Plans for the rest of the night:
Sleep...i need to work tomorrow
I tag the following people:
Can i tag Shanker again so he has to do it twice???? *evil*
thus...
SHANKER!!!!!
Shannel..MY BABY...
no one else coz they either don't know about the existance of my blog..or they don't have one themselves....
Friday, February 17, 2006
Warning* EMO post...
Sad to say that things have not been going smoothly at this stage of my life... Shannel left for Australia on the 8th...since then i actually spent RM100 calling her..and that doesn't include the millions and millions of SMS I sent her to make sure she's alright... There are some things on my mind that i can't get over..or get rid of. These thoughts are what I hate and TRULY want to get rid of..but can't..
Fuckin hell there's a thief in the house i suspect...I FUCKIN LOST RM 100+ fr my stash.. pls return it to me whoever you are before i come to you..smashing your nose so far in your face you'll have inverted features like some people have inverted nipples... or have my foot so far up ur ass you can floss with my laces...
I used to think that i was MACHO.. i'd always been the one to give advice..one who doesn't cry.. one who knows no pain!! (true given that i dislocated my ankle 3 times EACH LEG!) All these actually came to a naught at this moment of time... I've suddenly had an increase in estrogen...became VERY vulnarable.. feeling confused.. even shed a tear or two... Oh well that's life and there is a lesson everyone should learn..."the only thing that is certain is life is....CHANGE" In case you haven't noticed.. i have changed, one would never guess how much a person can mature over 2 years but i can proudly say that I HAVE MATURED a lot in 2 years..more that i ever dream of.. till the stage where i met up an old secondary school friend and had him comment.. "Where in God's name has the old stupid fucker, dumbass and cocky shit TUNG went!?!?!?!"
Yes i have tried using ALL the advice i would usually give to others in a similar predicament..and NO it is not working...Guess the saying that a doctor can never treat himself, or a hairdresser can't cut his own hair(CAN THEY??) is true.. I need some SERIOUS help... not the kind where you take me out for a fun filled night help.. but sit with me and hear me RANT all night help..throw in a nod or two.. a little bit of "I understand how you feel".. or an advice or two..or three..heck make it a MILLION!!
Anyone who thinks they can help is more than welcome to respond by posting a comment..or post on my chatterbox... or email me at nigel_nyit@hotmail.com. Thank you very much in advanced..
p/s. If you Fuckers that wanna make fun of me want to post a comment..pls do not do so here if u don't want me rushing towards you with a knife..slicing and ripping ur balls off you.. you can do so in another blog...Suckers..
Love,
Emo Nigel
Fuckin hell there's a thief in the house i suspect...I FUCKIN LOST RM 100+ fr my stash.. pls return it to me whoever you are before i come to you..smashing your nose so far in your face you'll have inverted features like some people have inverted nipples... or have my foot so far up ur ass you can floss with my laces...
I used to think that i was MACHO.. i'd always been the one to give advice..one who doesn't cry.. one who knows no pain!! (true given that i dislocated my ankle 3 times EACH LEG!) All these actually came to a naught at this moment of time... I've suddenly had an increase in estrogen...became VERY vulnarable.. feeling confused.. even shed a tear or two... Oh well that's life and there is a lesson everyone should learn..."the only thing that is certain is life is....CHANGE" In case you haven't noticed.. i have changed, one would never guess how much a person can mature over 2 years but i can proudly say that I HAVE MATURED a lot in 2 years..more that i ever dream of.. till the stage where i met up an old secondary school friend and had him comment.. "Where in God's name has the old stupid fucker, dumbass and cocky shit TUNG went!?!?!?!"
Yes i have tried using ALL the advice i would usually give to others in a similar predicament..and NO it is not working...Guess the saying that a doctor can never treat himself, or a hairdresser can't cut his own hair(CAN THEY??) is true.. I need some SERIOUS help... not the kind where you take me out for a fun filled night help.. but sit with me and hear me RANT all night help..throw in a nod or two.. a little bit of "I understand how you feel".. or an advice or two..or three..heck make it a MILLION!!
Anyone who thinks they can help is more than welcome to respond by posting a comment..or post on my chatterbox... or email me at nigel_nyit@hotmail.com. Thank you very much in advanced..
p/s. If you Fuckers that wanna make fun of me want to post a comment..pls do not do so here if u don't want me rushing towards you with a knife..slicing and ripping ur balls off you.. you can do so in another blog...Suckers..
Love,
Emo Nigel
Thursday, February 16, 2006
Guitarist??? in his dreams maybe...
Let me tell a story..
Once there was this dude.. he used to play the piano...and was pretty good at it... One day he decided that the piano was too sissy(which actually perfectly suits him..*hint*) and wants to play the guitar(cooler in his eyes).. like his elder brother. He grew up seeing his brother play the guitar.. imitating the likes of Kirk Hammett or Santana..(Can't reach the level of Satriani unfortunately) and hopes that the day would come that he can do the same... Thus he pleads his mother to let him learn the guitar.. and SUCCEEDS!! He even got his brother's guitar instructor.. Guess this means that his dream has a better chance of coming true.This happened approximately 1 to 2 years ago..
Today this person took his brother's prized guitar and tried to practice...something that he did not do enough..to the point where his guitar instructor gave him the ultimatum "PRACTICE OR QUIT!"
Back to practicing.. he "found" that the guitar was out of tune..WHICH by the way was not..i dont know what's wrong with his ears?!?! Tried to tune it. His brother was upstairs reading DRAGON BALL Z comics*ROXXOR* while thinking...how tonedeaf can a person be..instead of tuning it to be in TUNE, he tunes it higher and higher
as the strings gets tuned higher.. his brother feared that the strings might snap and rushes down..it all proved to be too late as when he reached the stairway he heard a SNAP! The sound cut through the air and slices his heart..for its is LOVELY guitar which the string broke..
I saw that the guitar was in the hands of his friend (which was under the same instructor) and 2..2..2 fuckin strings broke!! HOW THE HELL YOU GUYS PLAY THE GUITAR WHEN YOU CANT EVEN TUNE IT...turns out that they were using his elder brother's guitar effects' tuner and ended up trying to tune it ONE BLOODY OCTAVE HIGHER!!!
Oh god... 2 years of lessons and THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED??
as you might guess it.. the elder brother was ME..and the younger brother?? my brother..who else?!?!?! I am so bloody pissed and now i couldn't even find the alan key to fix my guitar..boo hoo hoo.....
ARGH!! the agony is like him ripping out my heart and squeeze it till the blood drips dry... the anger i feel is like when a lioness finds that someone has been ripping off fur from the mane of it's hubby LION!!!.. BLOODY HELL i am gonna ask my mum to stop his lessons...two years of wasted fees... RM 105 /month ppl...EXTORBITANTLY priced..i used to pay RM80/ month and gotten better results..MUCH MUCH better..
I am in no way dissin my ex intructor.... he is one of the best money can buy.. just ask his ex students..i myself had gone through 3 instructors and i can tell you BY FAR he is the best..
Anyone interested in lessons pls approach Kirk "Nizam" Hammett..as he would like to be known in Guitar Collection, Taman Tun Dr. Ismail..
I promise you that you won't regret it.. but bear in mind his schedule is always full..
This goes to prove that to succeed in music..one must HAVE the talent and hard work (even though my brother seems to lack both of them!)
Love,
~Nigel~ *fuming*
Once there was this dude.. he used to play the piano...and was pretty good at it... One day he decided that the piano was too sissy(which actually perfectly suits him..*hint*) and wants to play the guitar(cooler in his eyes).. like his elder brother. He grew up seeing his brother play the guitar.. imitating the likes of Kirk Hammett or Santana..(Can't reach the level of Satriani unfortunately) and hopes that the day would come that he can do the same... Thus he pleads his mother to let him learn the guitar.. and SUCCEEDS!! He even got his brother's guitar instructor.. Guess this means that his dream has a better chance of coming true.This happened approximately 1 to 2 years ago..
Today this person took his brother's prized guitar and tried to practice...something that he did not do enough..to the point where his guitar instructor gave him the ultimatum "PRACTICE OR QUIT!"
Back to practicing.. he "found" that the guitar was out of tune..WHICH by the way was not..i dont know what's wrong with his ears?!?! Tried to tune it. His brother was upstairs reading DRAGON BALL Z comics*ROXXOR* while thinking...how tonedeaf can a person be..instead of tuning it to be in TUNE, he tunes it higher and higher
as the strings gets tuned higher.. his brother feared that the strings might snap and rushes down..it all proved to be too late as when he reached the stairway he heard a SNAP! The sound cut through the air and slices his heart..for its is LOVELY guitar which the string broke..
I saw that the guitar was in the hands of his friend (which was under the same instructor) and 2..2..2 fuckin strings broke!! HOW THE HELL YOU GUYS PLAY THE GUITAR WHEN YOU CANT EVEN TUNE IT...turns out that they were using his elder brother's guitar effects' tuner and ended up trying to tune it ONE BLOODY OCTAVE HIGHER!!!
Oh god... 2 years of lessons and THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED??
as you might guess it.. the elder brother was ME..and the younger brother?? my brother..who else?!?!?! I am so bloody pissed and now i couldn't even find the alan key to fix my guitar..boo hoo hoo.....
ARGH!! the agony is like him ripping out my heart and squeeze it till the blood drips dry... the anger i feel is like when a lioness finds that someone has been ripping off fur from the mane of it's hubby LION!!!.. BLOODY HELL i am gonna ask my mum to stop his lessons...two years of wasted fees... RM 105 /month ppl...EXTORBITANTLY priced..i used to pay RM80/ month and gotten better results..MUCH MUCH better..
I am in no way dissin my ex intructor.... he is one of the best money can buy.. just ask his ex students..i myself had gone through 3 instructors and i can tell you BY FAR he is the best..
Anyone interested in lessons pls approach Kirk "Nizam" Hammett..as he would like to be known in Guitar Collection, Taman Tun Dr. Ismail..
I promise you that you won't regret it.. but bear in mind his schedule is always full..
This goes to prove that to succeed in music..one must HAVE the talent and hard work (even though my brother seems to lack both of them!)
Love,
~Nigel~ *fuming*
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Happy Valentines Day????
This can qualify as the LONELIEST Valentines Day i ever had..Even when i had no girlfriend i wasn't as lonely..this may be because now that I have one.. not being able to celebrate with her makes it REALLY bad..
Which got me thinking...
Is Valentines the Most COMMERCIALIZED Day EVER??
You tell me..Guess what?? i spent it with a guy...don't go getting any mad ideas... i am straight as a rod...and i still LOVE my BABY BOO.. it's just that Baby Boo is in Sydney right now and i have nobody to spend it with.. As I was walking about in 1 UTAMA..I noticed that all the restaurants...EXCLUDING fast food places are JAM PACKED with people..couples actually...it got me thinking..is it worth it to spend all those money just for a day?? We can all wait and celebrate Valentines day a day earlier or later and EVERYTHING will be normally priced.. Things are EXORBITANTLY priced on Valentines Day.. the gimmick got the Public!!! I must take my hat off to the "Creator" of Valentines Day.. he/ she should get the MARKETER of the CENTURY award...no make that BEST MARKETER SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME award...
In conclusion... Belated/ Be-earliered Valentines Day is the way to go!??!?! you tell me...
p/s. it my be the lonely me talking, but everything i said MAKES SENSE cozzz..........I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!!
p/p/s. I LOVE YOU Baby Boo..HAPPY VALENTINES DAY..*muaks*
Which got me thinking...
Is Valentines the Most COMMERCIALIZED Day EVER??
You tell me..Guess what?? i spent it with a guy...don't go getting any mad ideas... i am straight as a rod...and i still LOVE my BABY BOO.. it's just that Baby Boo is in Sydney right now and i have nobody to spend it with.. As I was walking about in 1 UTAMA..I noticed that all the restaurants...EXCLUDING fast food places are JAM PACKED with people..couples actually...it got me thinking..is it worth it to spend all those money just for a day?? We can all wait and celebrate Valentines day a day earlier or later and EVERYTHING will be normally priced.. Things are EXORBITANTLY priced on Valentines Day.. the gimmick got the Public!!! I must take my hat off to the "Creator" of Valentines Day.. he/ she should get the MARKETER of the CENTURY award...no make that BEST MARKETER SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME award...
In conclusion... Belated/ Be-earliered Valentines Day is the way to go!??!?! you tell me...
p/s. it my be the lonely me talking, but everything i said MAKES SENSE cozzz..........I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!!
p/p/s. I LOVE YOU Baby Boo..HAPPY VALENTINES DAY..*muaks*
* WARNING!!!*
i was nicely sleeping when my brother wakes me up an UNGODLY hour of 12pm!!! WHAT THE HELL!!! anyway its coz my mum wants me to fix my dad's car air-conditioning(its broken down obviously and i need to sorta KICK start it...literally).. i said that cant be done and a whole lot of yelling started...the kind where u go to a coffee shop and hear those vendors shouting "KOOPII O PIINGGG KAOO!!!!!!" She blames me for not fixing it when there are no available CHEAP spare parts for the air-con blower... reluctantly she still drives the car and i go back to sleep thinking that the drama is over.
2 minutes later...RING...my phone shows my mum calling
"TUNG!! why the hell car no petrol!!! U COME DOWNSTAIRS NOW!!"
i relunctant ly rush downstairs and see her throwing the keys into the house "I DON'T CARE HOW!! get the car done!!"
What the hell?? am i a mechanic?? so i walked out and see my dad's car parked guess where?? IN THE MIDDLE OF THE F*CKIN ROAD....I went and attempted to drive it back home and halfway there the engine died...apparently due to ZERO petrol left in the tank..
i had to drive the other car to the petrol station to buy petrol...cut a coca-cola bottle and slowly pour gas into the tank!!! my hands REEK of petrol... then i drove the car and fill it up summore (RM30 coz i'm practically broke)
My mum comes back and nonchalantly asks "how did you get the car back??" WTF!!! do u think its very easy ?!?!... THE last person to use the car was her to get to her badminton game a few days ago!!! bloody hell i TOLD HER A MILLIONS TIMES the car has no petrol and still she..the most LOADED person at home REFUSES or couldn't care less to fill it... and when she needs to use the car..." TUNG WHY NO PETROL!!!" Mothers i tell you..anyone having the same problem as i??
Moral of the story.. Mothers are always right..there's no way you can win no matter how right you are and how unreasonable they are..DAMNIT this is getting REALLY old
2 minutes later...RING...my phone shows my mum calling
"TUNG!! why the hell car no petrol!!! U COME DOWNSTAIRS NOW!!"
i relunctant ly rush downstairs and see her throwing the keys into the house "I DON'T CARE HOW!! get the car done!!"
What the hell?? am i a mechanic?? so i walked out and see my dad's car parked guess where?? IN THE MIDDLE OF THE F*CKIN ROAD....I went and attempted to drive it back home and halfway there the engine died...apparently due to ZERO petrol left in the tank..
i had to drive the other car to the petrol station to buy petrol...cut a coca-cola bottle and slowly pour gas into the tank!!! my hands REEK of petrol... then i drove the car and fill it up summore (RM30 coz i'm practically broke)
My mum comes back and nonchalantly asks "how did you get the car back??" WTF!!! do u think its very easy ?!?!... THE last person to use the car was her to get to her badminton game a few days ago!!! bloody hell i TOLD HER A MILLIONS TIMES the car has no petrol and still she..the most LOADED person at home REFUSES or couldn't care less to fill it... and when she needs to use the car..." TUNG WHY NO PETROL!!!" Mothers i tell you..anyone having the same problem as i??
Moral of the story.. Mothers are always right..there's no way you can win no matter how right you are and how unreasonable they are..DAMNIT this is getting REALLY old
Monday, February 13, 2006
end of the road....
there are many things that tell you when a car decides to leave you.....
1. When you become best friends with your mechanic....(I MUST BE VISITING HIM A LOT, GIVING HIM LOTS & LOTS OF $$$$$$)
2. When your car FARTs white smoke... (Apparently due to the pistons "eating" up the engine oil..
3. When you skid everytime you accelerate too much (well this is the tyre's fault but i'll put it in anyway...)
4. When your car seats look the BEST in your car..(Hmm i got myself Original Toyota Starlet 86 Turbo half bucket seats 2 years ago *grinss* Comfortable Shit dudes)
5. When every joint under the hood leaks...(i've spent so much under the hood [not upgrading] that i could have easily gotten a new engine!!!)
Goodbye TOYOTA STARLET, you have been a GREAT friend but it's time to go.... HELLO PROTON SATRIA!!!!! (I've been wanting one for 3 years now...finally my wish is coming true..hopefully VERY soon *fingers crossed*)
Sunday, February 12, 2006
GREETINGS~................
I have finally joined the dark side....Blogging...
I used to only read what other ppl blog about..laugh at all the silly things that happen in their lives fully knowing that it will never happen to me..coz i always tell myself, "what the hell?? all these ppl have nothing better to do but blog?? Aren't they afraid of what ppl think..idiots..."
well now its my turn to be the idiot..letting ppl know about what is happenning in my life.. so to all that knows who i am...HELLO!!!!! Read at your own risk.. *sniggers*
I have finally joined the dark side....Blogging...
I used to only read what other ppl blog about..laugh at all the silly things that happen in their lives fully knowing that it will never happen to me..coz i always tell myself, "what the hell?? all these ppl have nothing better to do but blog?? Aren't they afraid of what ppl think..idiots..."
well now its my turn to be the idiot..letting ppl know about what is happenning in my life.. so to all that knows who i am...HELLO!!!!! Read at your own risk.. *sniggers*
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