Bored...

2nd post in a day?? what's wrong with me... Anyway for those who don't know i have started to go to the gym, *fingerscrossed* hope that it will last and pretty soon i will have a Fantastic body with muscles bulging all over the place..Chests bigger than Pamela Anderson's breasts, Arms that are larger than most of your thighs, legs as thick as tree trunks, Abs that you can wash all your clothes on them, muscles so hard and tough you can use them as a chopping boards (without killing me of course..you will leave me scratchless after use *RAWR*)..pretty much a body like this


Good Shit eh!

However this will not happen anytime soon as i am officially now this

Don't worry i am not posting porn..it's not even me on the picture u fools!

Oh my god..what did i just show you..before you guys start grabbing your buckets and hurl into them let me reiterate myself..

THAT WAS NOT A TRUE REPRESENTATION OF NIGEL!!! IT IS A RANDOM FAT PICTURE FOUND OF THE INTERNET..USED FOR ILLUSTRATION PURPOSES..ANY ASSOCIATION WITH ANYONE, DEAD OR ALIVE IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL AND NOT, I REPEAT NOT INTENDED!!!!!!

Even if i can't get to the first picture's standard i could settle for something like this

Alright this looks the same as the 1st picture but you get my drift..

or even this..

a nice lean and cut body

Hope my dreams come true!! Cmon everyone let's pray.."Dear God, pls give Nigel the strength to proceed in his undertakings..especially in the task of looking like the 1st, 3rd or 4th picture, may he never go back to being like the 2nd picture!!!" Thanks everyone for joining in.

On another note..I just found out that The Amazing Race 9 will be starting on March 1st 9pm in AXN!!! Love that show.. OH!! and an Asian edition of the race will be held too!! Should i join?? Interested?? http://www.axnasia.com/buzzsites/the_amazing_race_asia/
Let's join alright Baby???*wink*

Me thinks that's enough for now..ciao!~

p/s Anyone still grossed out by the picture thinking that i took a naked picture of myself should get ur fuckin eyes checked!! Am I that fair?? whoever is laughing at the fact that i am fat shall die a painful death..first ur genitals will slowly rot..then in will drop off just as athe SEXIEST person in the world is willing to get in bed with you!!

HAH!! there you go