Guitarist??? in his dreams maybe...

Let me tell a story..

Once there was this dude.. he used to play the piano...and was pretty good at it... One day he decided that the piano was too sissy(which actually perfectly suits him..*hint*) and wants to play the guitar(cooler in his eyes).. like his elder brother. He grew up seeing his brother play the guitar.. imitating the likes of Kirk Hammett or Santana..(Can't reach the level of Satriani unfortunately) and hopes that the day would come that he can do the same... Thus he pleads his mother to let him learn the guitar.. and SUCCEEDS!! He even got his brother's guitar instructor.. Guess this means that his dream has a better chance of coming true.This happened approximately 1 to 2 years ago..

Today this person took his brother's prized guitar and tried to practice...something that he did not do enough..to the point where his guitar instructor gave him the ultimatum "PRACTICE OR QUIT!"
Back to practicing.. he "found" that the guitar was out of tune..WHICH by the way was not..i dont know what's wrong with his ears?!?! Tried to tune it. His brother was upstairs reading DRAGON BALL Z comics*ROXXOR* while thinking...how tonedeaf can a person be..instead of tuning it to be in TUNE, he tunes it higher and higher
as the strings gets tuned higher.. his brother feared that the strings might snap and rushes down..it all proved to be too late as when he reached the stairway he heard a SNAP! The sound cut through the air and slices his heart..for its is LOVELY guitar which the string broke..

I saw that the guitar was in the hands of his friend (which was under the same instructor) and 2..2..2 fuckin strings broke!! HOW THE HELL YOU GUYS PLAY THE GUITAR WHEN YOU CANT EVEN TUNE IT...turns out that they were using his elder brother's guitar effects' tuner and ended up trying to tune it ONE BLOODY OCTAVE HIGHER!!!
Oh god... 2 years of lessons and THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED??

as you might guess it.. the elder brother was ME..and the younger brother?? my brother..who else?!?!?! I am so bloody pissed and now i couldn't even find the alan key to fix my guitar..boo hoo hoo.....
ARGH!! the agony is like him ripping out my heart and squeeze it till the blood drips dry... the anger i feel is like when a lioness finds that someone has been ripping off fur from the mane of it's hubby LION!!!.. BLOODY HELL i am gonna ask my mum to stop his lessons...two years of wasted fees... RM 105 /month ppl...EXTORBITANTLY priced..i used to pay RM80/ month and gotten better results..MUCH MUCH better..

I am in no way dissin my ex intructor.... he is one of the best money can buy.. just ask his ex students..i myself had gone through 3 instructors and i can tell you BY FAR he is the best..
Anyone interested in lessons pls approach Kirk "Nizam" Hammett..as he would like to be known in Guitar Collection, Taman Tun Dr. Ismail..
I promise you that you won't regret it.. but bear in mind his schedule is always full..

This goes to prove that to succeed in music..one must HAVE the talent and hard work (even though my brother seems to lack both of them!)

Love,
~Nigel~ *fuming*