i was nicely sleeping when my brother wakes me up an UNGODLY hour of 12pm!!! WHAT THE HELL!!! anyway its coz my mum wants me to fix my dad's car air-conditioning(its broken down obviously and i need to sorta KICK start it...literally).. i said that cant be done and a whole lot of yelling started...the kind where u go to a coffee shop and hear those vendors shouting "KOOPII O PIINGGG KAOO!!!!!!" She blames me for not fixing it when there are no available CHEAP spare parts for the air-con blower... reluctantly she still drives the car and i go back to sleep thinking that the drama is over.
2 minutes later...RING...my phone shows my mum calling
"TUNG!! why the hell car no petrol!!! U COME DOWNSTAIRS NOW!!"
i relunctant ly rush downstairs and see her throwing the keys into the house "I DON'T CARE HOW!! get the car done!!"
What the hell?? am i a mechanic?? so i walked out and see my dad's car parked guess where?? IN THE MIDDLE OF THE F*CKIN ROAD....I went and attempted to drive it back home and halfway there the engine died...apparently due to ZERO petrol left in the tank..
i had to drive the other car to the petrol station to buy petrol...cut a coca-cola bottle and slowly pour gas into the tank!!! my hands REEK of petrol... then i drove the car and fill it up summore (RM30 coz i'm practically broke)
My mum comes back and nonchalantly asks "how did you get the car back??" WTF!!! do u think its very easy ?!?!... THE last person to use the car was her to get to her badminton game a few days ago!!! bloody hell i TOLD HER A MILLIONS TIMES the car has no petrol and still she..the most LOADED person at home REFUSES or couldn't care less to fill it... and when she needs to use the car..." TUNG WHY NO PETROL!!!" Mothers i tell you..anyone having the same problem as i??
Moral of the story.. Mothers are always right..there's no way you can win no matter how right you are and how unreasonable they are..DAMNIT this is getting REALLY old
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fuckin kesian shits!! hahaha... but funny la!! HAHA!!!
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