Story

let me tell u a story about how it doesn't pay to be kind and charitable..

me and my friend Melvin was yumcha-ing in this mamak when an old woman walked up to us and tried to sell us pens for 5 bucks each..you know those imitation parker pens.. she was trying to look damn desperate for cash and sad at the same time..trying to get our sympathy..i who usually am nice to every living thing, CATS, animals even cockroaches and mosquitos(hehe do u believe me??) suddenly felt the urge to NOT care and ask her to fuck off..i wanna eat!! (of course i didn't do that!) did my usual "i dont want it please go away" wave.. she caught my drift and turned her attention to Melvin instead.

Seeing that he started feeling sorry for her, she pushed and pushed him to buy, finally he decided to buy..but for RM2.50, lord knows the cost price is next to nothing.. she agreed..

HOWEVER!!

as Melvin was digging through his wallet to get money.. she started saying "this old woman very poor thing, no money, summore u all wanna cut the price..some people pay me 10 bucks oso never say anything.." she was fuckin repeating herself a lot..and in 2 minutes tears flowed down.. at that point i wanted to fuckin throw my indomee rebus in her face and shove the pen up where the sun don't shine.. i was damn pissed.. as she was searching for change she was still repeating herself!! trying to make my friend say the nicest thing she can ever hear "keep the change"..obviously we caught her bluff and waited for her to return the change!

DAMN! does it pay to be charitable?? NO!! luckily i was indulged in my Indomee rebus..hehe lucky me!

i personally know people who will jsut give these "vendors" 50 bucks without thinking!! crazy ppl..seriously..don;t do this kind of shit..they would not appreciate it.. and if u give them anything less, they will complain..imagine the audacity!!

MORAL: don't buy things from ppl who sell them to you while u are eating!