lost my virginity....

to alcohol...

the last time and only time i properly drank was right after SPM...and though i did not get drunk or tipsy..i had SEVERE rashes for a few day...had to see the doctor for that....

after that incident and talking to my cousin..we came to the conclusion that the Chye family males can never drink... and thus not drinking anything more than half a glass of beer for 3 plus years...

HOWEVER..yesterday was John-Ian's birthday and i was late... they then made me drink half a glass of god knows what...2 shots of Martell Cordon Bleu(pure) and 1 1/2 shots of Baileys.....in half an hour...with absolutely not time for my body to sober up at all...once i put down my glass they poured me a new one..nothing that i said could get them off my back..they just wanna see me drunk...AND ITS NOT MY DAMN BIRTHDAY guess what..i got tipsy..for the 1st time in my life...

it felt good...and bad at the same time...i didnt like the way i looked at all...but i enjoyed the feeling...and after a cigarette i just HAD to puke...=]twice!

today i woke up severely dehydrated AND itching all over...PLEASE NOT LET THERE BE FUCKIN RASHES!!! *fingers crossed*

don't u think i have the best friends in the world???

p.s happy birthday to u John-Ian Oei Shuen Tsiang

pus in ears II

After another visit to the doctors to change the bandage..it was a relief to find out that it has made an almost perfect recovery (like Rooney!!) and i do not need to see the E & P speciallist..

there is bad news...
THERE IS FUCKIN BAD NEWS!!

My ear apparently healed TOO WELL!!..it fuckin closed the hole for my earing in the cartilage!!
It WAS my favourite piercing damnit!! and i am too lazy to take care of a fresh piercing to go for another one!!
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!

does anyone know how to get a piercing and not take care of it? ? if it doesn't give me problems i will be eternally grateful..

somebody?????????~~~

pus in ears..

i got hit on my cartilage piercing(is itcalled that?? the top part of ur ear) a month back and it swelled like a bitch!.. however i never thought much about it as the pus came out and one side of the swelling has subsided after 2 weeks...

Then the problems started coming..the side that subsided had its pus coming out of my piercing hole..but the other side could not release its pus and HENCE accumulating it in my ear...

it then ballooned up and this morning when i felt it it was soft and i felt that there was a lot of liquid in it...PLUS it hurts like FUCK! i decided to see the doctor and thought that it would be a small problem of sticking a needle into it and releasing the pus...

BOY WAS I WRONG!!..the doctor told me he had to cut my ear!! just a small part so that the pus can come out faster..he injected anesthetic into my ear and started cutting...when he cut i didnt feel anything so i thought this was easy...
HAHAH then he started pushing the pus out and FUCK!! i was tensing like hell coz it hurt like hell!! fuckin painful ok?? anyone wants to try???

it took him about 4 cotton pads to clear the pus and the blood..and when he was putting on the bandage it started bleeding again...i have another date with the doctor on monday..HOPEFULLY IT DOESNT GET INFECTED OR I WOULD HAVE TO SEE THE SPECIALIST!!

Moral: NEVER WEAR UR PIERCINGS WHILE PLAYING FOOTBALL!!

on another note..i just found out that u can never break a raw egg by squeezing it with ur fist...absurd?? try it/..if u can i will clean the egg off ur floor wiith my tongue!!u know where u can get me
AHHAHA

My car

i can say that i love or hate my previous car owner..

i love the fact that he has done some modifications to almost exactly the way i liked it..
15 inch rims, bodykit, new exhaust, and lowered the car

HOWEVER!!!!
1. that fucker used a fuckin CIPLAK steering wheel that probably cost 50 bucks and almost certainly looks cheaper than that...to change it back to the original steering wheel it took my mechanics almost 5 minutes just to REMOVE the ciplak steering wheel

2. the fuckin rims has 2 separate sets of nuts..2 wheels for alan keys and another 2 wheels with another flowery shaped nut..and FUCK he did no leave me ANY tools to remove the nuts

3. he fuckin finished the tires of their thread and the disc brakes..if i were not carefull..(my friends actually..thanks guys u may actually have saved my life) i wouldn't have known about it and crashed into a fuckin ditch coz my will skid and can't brake!

4. there are hooks for a jack but NOT A FUCKIN JACK in my car!! how the fuck am i gonna change tires when i get a puncture????

i just got back from the mechanics...and BOY I LOVE MY NEW TIREs!!!!
it feels EVEN better driving the car now!!
WHOOOHOOOOOO!!!!

the TRUE meaning behind my name?? or not

Nigel Chye Nyit Tung -- [noun]: A beat poet working the streets 'How" will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

HAHA does that mean that i am a fuckin chun beatbox-er?? like Rahzel??

i always thought that my name means "fuckin cool guy, hot and sexy,irresistable and nice"
now THAT's the true meaning to my name..disagree?? fuck u then =P

Weird and Funny pictures...

I've came across these pictures while surfing..DAMN FUCKIN FUNNY or WEIRD


Looks like this chick has got a hearing problem..HAHA TOY-YODA!!! instead of a TOYOTA!!!
read the words...


Look ar Arnold...YUCK!! i guess i'll gym for LIFE!! don't wanna end up looking like him


OH SHIT!! steroids gone wrong!!FUCKin disgusting....

Disorders??

Disorder Rating

Paranoid: Moderate

Schizoid: Low

Schizotypal: Moderate

Antisocial: High

Borderline: Low

Histrionic: Very High

Narcissistic: Very High

Avoidant: Low

Dependent: Low

Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mvURL for more info: http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/index.html

VERY HIGH!!seems to me that i have Histrionic and NArcissistic disorder..which means i am an attention seeker and self centred..AHHAHA
is it true??=]

HIGH Anti-social disorder -- lack or concience..HAHA


u guys should try it...and be honest