WARNING: Narcissistic post

Finally my hard work since december is paying off..not as in looking better but in terms of recognition..

Lost?? U are reading a blog of the third place winner in Best Progress in a Member from Fitness Network, the gym i go to. Yours truly has officially dropped his blood pressure and heart rate, lost 7% body fat and 12kg of weight! Cool?? Jealous?? i know.. but it has not been easy; dieting, rigorous workout 5 days a week...all that jazz..

Anyway i am a proud recipent of a measly 1 month free membership and if i submit a testimonial on how i did it, giving advice at the same time WHILE praising the gym for help i would get a gift as well..(probably one of their face towel [coz their cheapos!])Enough of talking, pictures of proof

BEFORE

Fatty BOM BOM!!

AFTER

That's me at the center

Photos taken in Malacca by an excellent photographer, Jeanette

Sarawak Trip

"OH GOD...You are SO burned!!"
"Yeah i am..."

Words spoken of a random caucasion lady seeing me walk around the hotel. I was so sunburned i can't put on a shirt..it would even hurt for me to move my arms, shoulders or back. Basically i had to keep stiff and not lean on anything.

On the bright side..I thoroughly enjoyed the trip and got a really nice tan.. The festival was AWESOME to the MAXX!! Music was fantastic, crowd was great..one would not regret going to it..I for one is planning for the trip there next year before i even left..enough of my talk..let the pictures do the talking.

The Hotel (Damai Beach Resort, Santubong)


Our MESSY hotel Room =P




The Restaurant that supplied our breakfasts and dinners, fantastic view of the beach, nice ambience


The beaaauutiffulll Beach


Nice a not my back;P...spent months on it...but still got lovehandles hehe=P

HIGHLIGHT of the Trip - Rainforest World Music Festival





Leisure & Chillout pics of my friends and I

View from our balcony..nice eh





MY longest friend ever...Jeremy and I


Nicest pic of the trip...

[L to R]Mushfique, Nigel, Jeremy

FUCK U DAMN IMMIGRATION BITCH!!

I just got back fr Sarawak...the experience was FAAANNTTAASSSTTIICC!!
Details will be in the next post when i upload the pictures..
1 thing - SARAWAK girls are really hot

I missed my flight..
I FUCKIN' MISSED MY FLIGHT!1

Careless old me somehow misplaced the immigration card that was given to me when i entered sarawak..(why do we need that when sarawak is also in Malaysia?? i didn't have to do that when i went to Kelantan..)

the fuckin low life excuse for a human being bitch immigration officer gave me a dirty look and told me to make a damn police report, 5.30 in the morning in the in-house police station...i had to run like a monkey to seach frantically in the damn deserted airport for the place..and when i found it, the security guard tells me it opens only at 7..i have to catch my flight at 5.50am. i ran back to the immigration and the fat bitch gave me a smug look and said sumthing along the lines of "don't do this again" in dog language.. and let me through..SHE FUCKIN LET ME THROUGH!! Just like that..i bet she only wants to see me run around like a fuckin monkey..

Guess what..all that monkey business made me miss my fuckin flight by 2 minutes..FUCKIN BITCH!! i had to fork out another RM125 to get tickets on the 7am flight and another RM35 for the KLIA express coz desmond had to work then..can't fetch me..

FUCK U MALAY IMMIGRATION BITCH!!

Guest blogger

Oops, So this is what it feels like.. :)

Speed Kills...NOT THIS TIME...

Don't be fooled by the title.. this is in no way bragging about surviving... What i am referring to is an accident that a friend was involved in..he and his passenger ended up alright bar a few minor scrapes and scratches..no broken bones,minimal bruises..that's it.

Sounds like a minor accident doesn't it.. Well i can assure you it's not.. Travelling at least 180 km/h, lost control(should be due to oil and elevation), crashed, flipped and sliding turn-turtled up a slope for about 200 metres is no minor accident...

To further illustrate my point...check out the carnage..



LOOK AT THE CAR..Retain its Tiara shape..Miracle i tell you

Lucky to survive you say?? HELL YEA
somebody up there must love him a lot.. better value ur life from now on dude..

This reminds me, those who think that speed doesn't kill after seeing this should think twice as about 2 years ago my friend Brad passed away after crashing at 170km/h an hour, under influence..his car rammed into a tree and split into 2, throwing him out against another tree...

R.I.P. Brad Kuan Choon Yan
R.I.P. Tiara Turbo

p/s. If u still haven't got my point...Speed Kills...DON'T FUCKIN DRINK AND DRIVE!!! DON'T MUTHERFUCKIN DRINK AND BLOODY DRIVE!!