Good for Nothing Rants......

Hoping all is well frm here.....

2008-03-31T22:47:00.007+08:00

Nigel dear,

Although it was a short ride, i kinda enjoyed it. Didnt think it would have affected me that much but I guess i bit my tongue lil harder than i should when it happened. The r'ship, albeit a short one, was good. Yeah we had a few hiccups here and there, but i thought we fared pretty well. Wished we found a better solution? you bet. It was fun nevertheless, to be with you, although sometimes i still wonder what happened to the witty, blunt, sarcastic, flirtatious, i'm-so-full-of-myself Nigel i've come to known. I've got to change back my call plan to prepaid now.

Anyway, thanks for everything. Despite what the world thinks and have to say or has said, you are what you are and what you allow yourself to be. No doubt the past has transformed you immensely, but i do hope you can open up your heart a lil more. You'll grow too big for that shell you've hidden your true self in, eventually you need to move out from that shell.

My slate's clean now. I know your's is. Whatever we are, i hope we'll still be friends. I'll miss that jackass I 1st met and i'll remember the endearing lil bit of you. I hope I've managed to enrich your life in some way or another.
Thanks...
Hope you'll get to meet more pretty ladies with hot bods........

i'll always treasure this pict..

Luv:Rosalind

Grass Racing Autosport - Round 4

2007-11-16T10:59:00.000+08:00

Finally, he got a podium win!!!

A last minute decision to join the race proved to be a decision worth making after all. Amy's still being repaired, having to only acquired her parts last week and all paperwork's been done. Hopefully she'll be out in time for RD5...

This round, Tigella drove a Proton Wira Aeroback, 1300cc, belonging to fellow GRA-ian, Kenneth, affectionately known as Telethambi.

However, there was an agreement (hope i got it right).

Should Tigella win a podium placing, he needs to pay Telethambi RM50 and / or if he beats Telethambi's timing, Tigella needs to belanja him 3 sessions of karaoke (3K), amounting to a total of RM150 est. If both leh, u do the math urself.

Not much of practise was done with the car, just need to get use to the handlings n all that jazz with the lil practise time he had. Telethambi was #45, while Tigella was #46. Preparations were done to get Tigella's name plastered on the rear window - a must , so that the marshalls can identify the driver at any given time. Nin-kupao helped to erm, 'create' a hippy and flower-power tag for him. All the flower power might have contributed to his winning...

Came the race day, the guys went all out and Telethambi's monster did kick some asses. I was anxious...hoping both would do well (seriously!) Alas...Kenneth emerged runner-up and Tigella in 3rd placing....1st place was won by a super damn fast kelisa...it was really fast!

Basically, Tigella did a good job going tru the course and maneuvering round the pylons and gave his very best....i am proud of him! Hope he can secure his placing if not improve it next round...thanks expecially to the Liang-kupao (sorry, couldnt resist it d) for lending the winning monster machine...*HUGS* to the both of you....

actually, its a good thing Tigella didnt beat Telethambi...3K is alot to pay and i want him to pay for mine too...akhakhahka...thts like paying for 3 sessions in 1 nite!

artwork courtesy of Suzie

pict courtesy of Cybreed

the results

the Monster

hungry girls pict courtesy of Jack

ahah. June, Redline - GRA ambassador

Nigel & Kenneth

luv: Rosalind

The Facebook Song

2007-10-04T20:35:00.000+08:00

Its artistically funny and oh so cute!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b-fJxzpK7s

Luv;
Rosalind

To My Dearest Honey Bun,

2007-10-02T11:16:00.000+08:00

As cheesy as these nicknames are,
Eventhough we hardly see each other,
Eventhough the distance can sometimes kill us,
Although your schedule can be a b*#ch sometimes,
Albeit the daily phone calls,
Despite the fact that as you age, you mature more,

I still like being terribly silly with you.
I like being all kiddie around u
I like to annoy the heck out of you
I like to beat the crap out of u
I like beating the crap out of u each time u curse excessively...tehehe
I like to feed u
I like to snuggle up with u
I like disagreeing with u
I find it amusing when your lies / tricks dont work on me
I like how u find comfort in the fact that, u are smarter than me....yes, you're with stupid.
I like how u are always holding my hand when we walk, even if the distance is short.
I like the way you look into my eyes, i still get all tongue-tied.
I like when you serenade a song to me even when u're half alseep
I like the way u strum the guitar and gaze at me....or so i think u were lah
I like it when u take the lead and be a gentleman
I feel safe, indeed, in your big arms.
I like how your embrace keeps me warm and makes me fuzzy.
I like it when at times, you rationalise better than I...
I am moved each time you confess your feelings to me.
I am grateful for the effort you've put into 'us' so far.
I like how we find comfort in simple gestures, need not be out-of-this-world declarations of love.
I appreciate your take on loyalty, honestly and trust.
I like the way u smile....and laugh.
I like it when we have a go at each other, to see who's the bigger idiot.
I love when you fuss over my auntily dressing...
I like when you take on the role as the bigger kor kor, i think its really sweet.
I like how this rship is progressing day by day.
I am amazed that even with the distance, i dont miss u as much, coz u've always been close to me, in my heart.
I like how you seem to think that you're the most handsome guy in the world, when u know that i know u r not..kehkehkehek, but u're still my handsome honey bun
I like the fact that this list can go on further but i've to get back to work.
I like how i'm falling even more in love with you, with each passing day.

Nigel darling,

thank you for the smiles you've brought to me.
thank you for enlightening my once-a-mournful heart.
thank you for spreading your infectious laughter to me.
thank you for perking me mood up when i'm all hormonal and down.
thank you for your neverending silly banters
thank you for the lovely and sneaky hugs and kisses.
thank you for being my friend, foremost.
thank you for loving me.

Happy 2 months Anniversary my dearest Honey Bun.

We're discovering more of each other everyday, and I am looking forward for this pretty adventurous journey with u....if we're white water rafting or something...and i fall over, pls save me ya coz i know not how to swim....and this is a metaphor..ahhahaha...sorta.

MUAKS MUAKS MUAKS MUAKS MUAKS MUAKS MUAKS MUAKS MUAKS MUAKS

Love always

Rosalind.....

Knockout Weekend

2007-09-12T22:47:00.000+08:00

whoahahahhahaha.....am invading Nigel's bloggie space here, yet again. But he doesn't seem to mind my musings and crap so i take that as a nod of approval to flood his blog with my crap. besides, since i've always got loads of crap to crap abt i might as well drop some 'ere.

Finally had the chance to spend some quality time with the honey bun throughout the Merdeka weekend and justby hanging out with the gang, you'll never run out of fun, even if you're just lulling on the couch in the office or smoking and when I put out my camera and waalaaah.....you dont have to worry about filling up your 2GB memory card. :P but alot of shameles pictslah...priceless, awkward expressions and candids. Took the AA flight down and i think i prefer the Boeings than the Airbus, tak comfy langsunglah the seats....didnt help that i didnt get much sleep the night before.

doing wat i do best, btw, paper reads "LOSER"

really had nothing much to do

We karaoke-d 2 days in a row, with Nigel hogging the mike most of the time on the 1st day. But i've never heard him sing and well erm, i am ashamed of myself and the school choir i represented for back in high school, for this guy can sing..... O_O I dont think i can sing in tune anymore....maybe singing Negaraku might do some justicelah. I thought they might have some nursery rhymes coz erm, this particular karaoke place in Penang has a short selection of nursery rhymes...no joke! i thought i could save my face and sing something...safe. 2nd round saw me practically killing the songs....ohmygawd its been a while since i last did this. I know i murdered Bon Jovi's 'Always'...hahaha :( Song selections in Neway was more comprehensive than Kotak Merah's, twas a funfilling nite. main idea is always to enjoy the company of friends.......damn rite i did and that i'm looking forward for this again.... did i mentioned we karaoke-d till about 5am?

Champion, JenJen, Admiral dan Nigel dalam Kotak Merah

The gang @ Neway, singing to Leslie Cheung's "Monica"

The weekend didnt stop there........the guys played snooker and pool, apparently what seemed to be the gang's new fav past time, perhaps?. even when you're not playing, just, by watching them, they'll never run out of silly antics and playful banter, i found tht very entertaining lor..hehehe. the girls, well we played cheerleaders and cardkeepers for our men....tak guna rite? but then ah, we did it willingly...hahah. I had a game of pool and wahlau...the last time i ever held a cue was erm.....approx. 9 yrs ago? When pool was the rage back then. Can say i was super damn karatlah. so damn karat that i had to get impromptu lessons frm the honey bun...maluation...but i was glad to know i didnt suck terribly...although i wasn't anywhere near amateur level, i still received encouraging praises frm the honey...woot woot. :P Its amazing that even after....15 years, people still enjoy a game or two of pool. The outlets we went to weren't dodgy looked gloomy, not at all. I do remember how much each game cost for individual tables ar certain eateries or clubs...RM3.back then rm3 can buy you a bowl/plate of noodles and maybe a glass of chinese tea...

failed man...failed!!!

The Scorpion Striking pose

Highlight of the gang's outing was to celebrate Admiral's bday. Makan-ed together2 @ Kristao in Heritage row......savoured the food which was tasty enough....then gorged down big slices of tiramisu......i ordered this partcular chicken dish and it was tasty enough....the staff were friendly and ever so ready to serve us with a big huge smile....oh yeah, the tables were covered with mahjong paper and we erm..started scribbling the paper......words sprawled all over, hang-men games we played, drew pictures n all tht lah....i guess we helped to add more caracter to the table's setting n decor.....we then ended the nite with the 2nd round of karaoke-ing @ Neway...

The bday boiboi and his lady

Depiction of the bday boy - courtesy of Nigel Artsy Fartsy

The usual suspects

doodling

but of course...my main objective which was to spend more time with the honey bun was achieved. Have to admit that i've been secretly missing him like hell cept that my muka macho made a good cover....thanks honey......thanks for making my short holiday super damn fun. looking forward for more tapas, smoking and lepak sessions with u.....muaks

Love: Gorgeous Pig

A message from Nigel:

2007-09-10T23:37:00.000+08:00

I MISS MY CAR !!!

somemore pictures.......

2007-08-23T12:17:00.000+08:00

unfortunately....am not allowed to post up shameless pictures of him..

classic wtf look

between stoning and zzz-ing

poor thing, no one wants to pose with him

and no one wants to dance with him

no choice, have to take own pict

but in the end, got also someone who was willing to pose with darling Nigel

Caught on Camera II

2007-08-22T21:32:00.000+08:00

Anonymous guest blogger here again...more picts of Nigel. Courtesy of his gorgeous pig.

Caught on camera

2007-08-22T17:03:00.000+08:00

Anonymous guest blogger here, am going to upload some random picts for the very lazy Nigel...1st up, picts taken last Saturday.

Misunderstandings..

2007-08-21T22:17:00.000+08:00

Sometimes things do get blown out of proportion, but it doesn't mean to say that the cause of the misunderstanding is not at fault..

Confused??

Things are/were said..
which weren't meant...
taken out of context..
but has affected alot of people...
which i hate that it had happen...

Perhaps the words have hurt, made one feel like being played for a fool..
But truly deep down..
i didn't mean for it to come out this way...

To all who been hurt or felt betrayed..
I am truly sorry..
Didn't mean or expect it to come out this way...

=[

Beauty and the Beast

2007-05-24T01:25:00.000+08:00

Text by Nigel
Photos by Avril

10000000 times the chicks..300cc increase.. 3 more throttles.. double the number of cams.. with a longer tail end to boot (no pun intended). What the hell am I talking about? That’s the change I went through since i replaced my Proton Satria.

My endeavors in autocrossing have seriously heightened my interest, knowledge and passion for cars. Being typically Nigel, every passion must be pursued whole-heartedly and how much more committed can I get compared to buying a new car.

A Toyota Corolla Trueno AE92

I can still remember the first time I ever lay my eyes upon her. Totally in awe, drool flowing from the corners of my mouth ala Niagra Falls I circled her, admiring her voluptuous figure, charming face and the ass that is not only comparable but lightyears ahead of any latino models you can think of.

What a beauty!

It was truly by chance I found out that she was for sale and instantly decided to buy it. After one month of scraping whatever resources I could get my hands on, she finally became mine.

It took me a while to get used to the throttle and clutch, but driving her was never a chore. A light tap on the accelerator gave me almost the same amount of power as ¾ throttling my Satria. Of course the extra cams and displacements play a huge part in it but boy, did it feel good! The beauty of this car is that the VVTi kicks in at almost any RPM range and the torque for me is, how should I put it? JUST RIGHT. High but not overbearing.

In action!!

The ride too took me a little getting used to. Due to the coilovers, the ride is bumpy on the straights, but in corners it is heaps more stable compared to my Satria. No complaints from me there though, as we autocrossers love the bends and corners more than the straights, or we shall be named “DRAG-ers”. I only have to point in the direction I want to go and the car takes me there smoothly most of the time. Notice I said most of the time and not all the time? Times that the car doesn’t take the corners well are coincidentally times when my balls swell to the size of basketballs and charge into corners like a raging bull! But hail the Lord, both my car and I are still in one piece, albeit with ball the size of peanuts now.

Beauty and the beast!

Moving along, we shall explore the aesthetics of the Trueno, for it is my favourite part of the car. This has got to be one of Toyota’s best designs, with curves and bulges at the right places, maintaining an extremely sexy aura while looking fierce at the same time. The pop-up headlights draws attention wherever she goes, and the yellow fog lights blend well with the headlights, creating a beautiful, bright pathway for me to drive through. Guess what? I have power windows too!!! Usually that is nothing to shout about but when you have driven for 4 years without one, this is an extremely welcome change. I no longer have to stretch like a bitch to open the passenger window. The highlight of all this though is the sunroof. It is basically a fail-safe chick magnet, which I have tried and tested and bloody hell it sure works like a charm.

Works as a mirror too!

She would be going through her first test really soon, with GRA 2007 Championship round one coming soon. Let’s all keep out fingers crossed, heads bowed down in silent prayer for the safe journey of beauty and the beast!

The beautiful "end"

ANtiCIpaTioN!!

2007-04-15T23:52:00.000+08:00

Things are falling into place...

Great news coming your way!!!

stay tuned!!

*i know i havent been updating...just too lazy haha!!!!

Joey for Sale! (albeit reluctantly..)

2007-03-25T18:00:00.000+08:00

FOR SALE!!

Pics during an event..stickers all taken out

Proton Satria 1.3 GLi yr 2004...
Perfect running condition..
All stock standard parts other than Satria GTI suspension with lowered springs..
Grey color..
NICE num plate...see to believe!!

Asking price.. RM22,000 (neg)

I am very reluctant to let her go...but i guess when u gotta go u gotta go..
i am upgrading to better things..and can't afford to take her along with me..
if you or anyone u know are looking for a car for daily driving with good petrol consumption, cheap road tax and moderate power... I HIGHLY recommend this car...

thanks for helping to spread the word....
i am eternally grateful

Genting..after a long while..

2007-01-20T02:01:00.000+08:00

this time it's without my car...
YS Khong wanted to test out the mazda 6 so 4 cars went up..
Mazda6, Subaru Imprezza, BMW M4(never seen one..never even knew it existed!) and a HachiRoku!!

but i got to ride shotgun in Ivan Khong's 2.5litre 6speed Subaru Imprezza aka Big Red Chicken Wing!...
and IMPRESSED i was..!!

had my thrills and spills... it was raining...road was wet...
car was going everywhere!!

had crazy drifts(intentional and unintentional..) even a spinout!!!

YS as usual handled the Mazda6 like a seasoned pro...with the hachiroku left faar behind!!

anyway thanks Ivan for taking me shotgun!! let's do it again!!

the BEAUTIFUL BMW M4 and the "bigred chicken wing"

Trip to Koh Phangan (ACHTUNG: pics overload)

2007-01-08T16:17:00.000+08:00

“What will we do for new year???”
“Let’s spend it in Thailand…then stay on for the infamous FULL MOON PARTY!!”

well that’s not exactly what happened but nonetheless 3 of us went backpacking to Thailand…destination??? Koh Phangan!!

Introducing the suspects….

Gerald aka Penguin

Diddy

The trip took us 8 hours to Hatyai, 4 hours to SuratThani, 1 hour to Dongsak and finally 3 hours to Koh Phangan.. a word of caution if u guys are traveling in Thailand..beware of the fat lady travel agent in SuratThani..if ur there chances are u will have to deal with her… EVERY SINGLE PERSON we’ve talked to was duped by her.. even diddy’s brother who went 2 years ago.. FUCKIN BITCH!

Guess what I did on my first day in Koh Phangan??? I GOT MYSELF A TATTOO!!

it says Nigel in thai..

Taxis were fuckin expensive in Koh Phangan.. so guess what?? We rented bikes!!

I learnt how to ride a bike with a clutch there…and the 150cc Honda CBR felt so good I think I’m gonna get a bike of my own here… Suzuki FXR 150 here I come!!!

Some places that we stayed…

FOOD!!! Nothing special about the prices…but the taste is awesome…I miss it already…
THIS though I have to mention…hotpan cum steamboat buffet for 89 baht!! Pretty cheap and REALLY delicious!!

The beach where it all happens…Haadrin Beach!
New years’ party, full moon party…the nightlife..where all the action happens…
Its so crazy that we gave up staying there after just 1 night coz it was too noisy at ANY HOUR of the day!!party ppl, if u haven’t been here..u have been to no beach party before!

This is an area where ppl too drunk to even stand can pass out...I SHIT U NOT!! there's even a huge caucasion guard there to stop ppl from harrassing the drunkards!!

We went around the island on our bikes almost everyday.. the view around the island..expecially the coast is awesome…words can’t do it justice…heck even pictures can’t do it justice…

Guess what??? Me and Diddy went for a Muay Thai training session with Chinnarach, former Thai national champion.. it was tiring and painful..but all in all a whole lot of fun!!

us with Chinnarach, our coach and his championship belts... he refused to let me take a picture with his belts without us in it!! =P

All in all this is a FANTASTIC TRIP!! Met many ppl, did crazy stuff… Koh Phangan is the place to go not only for crazy parties but a perfect place for a honeymoon and a getaway…

Disagree??? Go see for youself

Citreon Media Drive

2006-12-04T14:56:00.000+08:00

My exploits in autocrossin has led me to more avenues...
INCLUDIN'

temp jobs for YSKhong!!

this time its a media drive to Juru, Penang for citreon..

let the pictures do the talking..

the cars Citreon provided for the media

I drove this Rover to Penang...NOt bad for a 1.8 car, really comfortable too

SsangYong Kyron, a really nice Diesel SUV.. IT's NICE LA!!

Citreon C4... Fast and Comfortable, not recommended for claustrophobic though

Citreon C2..POCKET ROCKET, 1.6cc with the same gearbox as the SMART for2 and Proton Savvy, peddleshifters..CRAZY FAST!!!

I DROVE ALL THOSE CARS!!!!
though its only for refuelling and car wash...
the Jakun me couldn't find where to turn on the headlights, took us 15 mins to find the switch..HAHA

many thanks to Ivan Khong for offering me this job..really enjoyed it immensely!!

2006-11-21T04:48:00.000+08:00

GRA...my run(part of it)

This is a video of me running in the recent GRA round 4

GRA round 4

2006-11-21T04:19:00.000+08:00

GRA Round 4 has just passed...it was held on the 19th of November 2006.
To those who do not know, GRA stands for GrassRacingAutosports, which is one of the leading organizers of autocrossing..

This is my second autocrossing event and i have GROWN to enjoy it, i can safely say i ADORE, LOVE, etc etc etc autocrossing!! XD XD XD

as mentioned before i finished 17th the last round, which is coincidentally third from last...not too bad for a maiden event if i say so myself...

WITH a car that is in worse condition than the 1st event (esp. the tires) i managed to HAUL myself into 13th place this time...beating 5 other cars...
WOOHOOO!!! (does somersaults over the rainbows of narnia)

not gonna say much bout the event as it is as usual,
HOT, HUMID, SUNNY, BRIGHT and everything else to do with the sun that happens in outdoor events...
but i thank god it didnt rain!! ;P

THANK GOD THE GRA AMBASSADORS ARE BACK!!!!!

YOu know the saying "you wanna get things done u gotta do it youself"??

It rings true in the case of getting pictures or videos up from my autocrosses..
I relied on others for pics and videos in my maiden autocross and even though i seen it, the files have never made their journey across the HUGE web of wires, modems, telephone cable, satellite, mail, telepathy or even thumb drives...

SO....
i brought it upon myself to get the pictures and videos for this autocross...
AND...........
HERE I AM TO POST IT UP..

efficient ain't i?? (CLAP CLAP CLAP CHEER CHEER CHEER x1000000)

Me and Joey!! partners in crime...

the beautiful, sexy, sweet, AWESOME..dearest Joey

Joey in action!! GREAT RUNS we did!!

Of course i was not the only one enjoy the day,
AVRIL came and lucky for her got to get a taxi ride in a Drifter's car..
Not forgetting to mention that during her run the Nissan Silvia's SEMI SLICK tires started shredding!!!
TIME TO LOSE SOME WEIGHT GIRL!!!!
(someone's gonna kill me)
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR

Overall i am extremely happy with how i did under the circumstances...
Next year would be championship year..
Guess i gotta start working, saving like hell..
PREP the car TO WIN!!!!

To change list
- TIRES
- CLUTCH!!
- SUSPENSIONS
- HEADER(+ECU)

many many more to come...

to end this long asss post i give you some eye candy ;P

2 beauties and a HUNK!!

greetings from earth..

2006-11-17T16:05:00.000+08:00

the idiotic owner of this blog has been a very busy man...
or atleast trying to portray himself as an extremely busy man... XD
thus the total lack of updates for the past idunoo?? 2 months?? haha

anyway if all goes well..
NIGEL CHYE NYIT TUNG will be officially done with his studies FOR THE REST OF HIS FUCKIN LIFE!!
gonna be a graduate with a degree in business...BEFORE HE TURNS 21!!
WOOTS!

i DID mean to update..with the pics of the last GRA, my maiden GRA...but the pictures has never came to me...still waiting for them...
short update.. i finished 17th!! which is coincidentally third from last..

the NEXT GRA will be this weekend..sunday to be exact!
anticipation babeh!!!

till the next time.

(u can see that i'm too lazy to type can u??)

regrets

2006-10-03T01:58:00.001+08:00

supposed to be a great fun day for a virgin like me...
started off FANTASTIC
finished off WORSE than WORST

no words can describe how i feel
no song can sing how i bleed
no sight can show how my heart churns

i am just sorry...so very sorry

creep.................

2006-09-29T16:07:00.000+08:00

don't misjudge the post title..
i have not been bugged by a creep..
not literally anyway..

its just that since i heard it twice on RockStar Supernova...
i've been OBSESSED with this tune which i searched HIGH and LOW to find out who sang this song...

after i found it..i downloaded EVERY version i can find
the tune just caught me offguard...
and swept me off my feet...

here it is

Radiohead - Creep
When you were here before
Couldnt look you in the eye
Youre just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
And I wish I was special
Youre so fuckin special

But Im a creep, Im a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I dont belong here.

I dont care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When Im not around
Youre so fuckin special
I wish I was special

But Im a creep, Im a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I dont belong here.

Shes running out again,
Shes running out
Shes run run run running out...

Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
Youre so fuckin special
I wish I was special...

But Im a creep, Im a weirdo,
What the hell am I doing here?
I dont belong here.
I dont belong here.

Tribute to a GREAT man

2006-08-31T13:28:00.000+08:00

He's the Chief High Priest in Buddhism for Malaysia and Singapore, born in Sri Langka and moved to Malaysia in 1952, published numerous books about
Buddhism, done countless humanitarian charity work, a sweet old man, ever caring with a great sense of humour, a second father to my mom, a man i truly respect....

The reason i posted this is due to the fact that He had recently passed away in SJMC around about 1240pm on the 31st of August 2006. I am truly blessed to be able to pay my last respects to him by his bed 20 minutes before his passing.. i've been procrastinating from visiting him and i'm glad my mum made me visit him today..
Really don't know what to say... Rest in Peace... The world has lost a great man

R.I.P Venarable Dr. K Sri Dhammananda Nayake Maha Thera

Fresh out of the workshop

2006-08-12T19:29:00.001+08:00

I just spent 3 whole days in the workshop..
pathetic?? i think not...

It all started when i was driving to college when this muthafuckin Proton Savvy decided that he loves my car..hence sticking too close to it....TOO BLOODY FUCKIN CLOSE!! caused my bumper to break..

the damage?? RM300+-...
what he decided??? POLICE REPORT..crazy mutha fucker..for RM 300 he wanna claim insurance..IDIOTIC to the max..dipping ur hand into hot bubbling oil would be less idiotic..well not exactly but i'm sure u get my point..

I wasted 2 fuckin hours in the police station and STRAIGHT to Dino's i went..Who is Dino..My mechanic with fetish with virgins..HONESTLY..u wanna fix ur car but no money?? get him a virgin..he will do it for u FREE~!~

One thing let to the other..i decided that since i have to put the car in for repairs..might as well change the breathing system and my bucket seat.. HENCE the 2 extra days i spent there..TIME WELL SPENT..

WHY???

MY CAR CAME OUT MUCH MUCH MUCH NICER TO DRIVE...MORE POWER..NO BREAKING OUT EXHAUST.. NO BODY SHIFTING IN CORNERS...

The damage?? RM 360..

WHOHHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

i'll sleep in the next few days with a WIDEASS sick smile plastered to me HANDSOME face

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH x100000000000000000000000000000

Saturday night fever

2006-08-06T12:53:00.000+08:00

Kelvina is scheduled to leave for Maldives today..
somewhat sad but don't think she should stay
I sincerely hope that she enjoys herself immensely
and all the best to her, see her in a year..

After fetching her to the airport Desmond, Avril and i took a detour to Sepang and found out the track was open. We thought that it was a training night for the Merdeka Millenium Endurance Race and parked for 5 bucks..turns out its a drag battle and we have to fork out another 30 bucks each to watch it...
GUESS WE BURNED RM 5...damn

Uncle's family came from singapore yesterday and i took my cousin James to catch the Cosmic Funk Express set for the Jazz Fest in Mont Kiara. Never regretted a MINUTE that i was there. It was an AWESOME set with one of the best guitarist and drummer i've seen live. the bassist was good too but a little too much showboating and too much showing-off killed his talent somewhat.. however overall the band is to me one of the best that came out of Malaysia and it is such a waste for them to split up. I really hope that they actually release their material and i would pay with my limbs just to get them.

Their Last Performance..that's their INSANE guitarist on the big screen!

Tonight ended with a drive up genting..Desmond, Avril and I in a car and NApolean, Yat Chun and Andrew in another.It's my first time driving up genting and although my car had not enough power to go up fast, i enjoyed my drive up and learnt alot about how to keep my lines and being smooth while driving..I WILL be better the next time i drive up. CHilled out a little at the top but it was time to get down. Desmond drove down and after about 5 minutes my brakes overheated..HAHAA time to change the brakes to some higher temp stuff... after that it was smooth sailing and DEsmond came down at 140-150 kmph..crazy stuff

as i took a drive back to drop avril off...a Honda Civic SOHC Vtec cucuk-ed me..HAHAHA 1.3 Satria VS 1.6 VTEC CIVIC..guess who won???
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NO ONE...he couldn't leave me behind despite the difference in power of the 2 cars..
to prevent myself from boring everyone to death, i will not recount what happenned in the "race" but all in all thanks desmond for ur superb navigation!!

till the next genting trip...

P/S THANKS JOEY FOR YOUR SUPERB,STUPENDOUS, EXCELLENT, FANTASTIC PERFORMANCE AND NOT FAILING ON ME..MUAKSS...LOVE U TO BITS

WARNING: Narcissistic post

2006-07-22T17:50:00.000+08:00

Finally my hard work since december is paying off..not as in looking better but in terms of recognition..

Lost?? U are reading a blog of the third place winner in Best Progress in a Member from Fitness Network, the gym i go to. Yours truly has officially dropped his blood pressure and heart rate, lost 7% body fat and 12kg of weight! Cool?? Jealous?? i know.. but it has not been easy; dieting, rigorous workout 5 days a week...all that jazz..

Anyway i am a proud recipent of a measly 1 month free membership and if i submit a testimonial on how i did it, giving advice at the same time WHILE praising the gym for help i would get a gift as well..(probably one of their face towel [coz their cheapos!])Enough of talking, pictures of proof

BEFORE

Fatty BOM BOM!!

AFTER

That's me at the center

Photos taken in Malacca by an excellent photographer, Jeanette

Sarawak Trip

2006-07-14T13:37:00.001+08:00

"OH GOD...You are SO burned!!"
"Yeah i am..."

Words spoken of a random caucasion lady seeing me walk around the hotel. I was so sunburned i can't put on a shirt..it would even hurt for me to move my arms, shoulders or back. Basically i had to keep stiff and not lean on anything.

On the bright side..I thoroughly enjoyed the trip and got a really nice tan.. The festival was AWESOME to the MAXX!! Music was fantastic, crowd was great..one would not regret going to it..I for one is planning for the trip there next year before i even left..enough of my talk..let the pictures do the talking.

The Hotel (Damai Beach Resort, Santubong)

Our MESSY hotel Room =P

The Restaurant that supplied our breakfasts and dinners, fantastic view of the beach, nice ambience

The beaaauutiffulll Beach

Nice a not my back;P...spent months on it...but still got lovehandles hehe=P

HIGHLIGHT of the Trip - Rainforest World Music Festival

Leisure & Chillout pics of my friends and I

View from our balcony..nice eh

MY longest friend ever...Jeremy and I

Nicest pic of the trip...

[L to R]Mushfique, Nigel, Jeremy

FUCK U DAMN IMMIGRATION BITCH!!

2006-07-10T11:46:00.000+08:00

I just got back fr Sarawak...the experience was FAAANNTTAASSSTTIICC!!
Details will be in the next post when i upload the pictures..
1 thing - SARAWAK girls are really hot

I missed my flight..
I FUCKIN' MISSED MY FLIGHT!1

Careless old me somehow misplaced the immigration card that was given to me when i entered sarawak..(why do we need that when sarawak is also in Malaysia?? i didn't have to do that when i went to Kelantan..)

the fuckin low life excuse for a human being bitch immigration officer gave me a dirty look and told me to make a damn police report, 5.30 in the morning in the in-house police station...i had to run like a monkey to seach frantically in the damn deserted airport for the place..and when i found it, the security guard tells me it opens only at 7..i have to catch my flight at 5.50am. i ran back to the immigration and the fat bitch gave me a smug look and said sumthing along the lines of "don't do this again" in dog language.. and let me through..SHE FUCKIN LET ME THROUGH!! Just like that..i bet she only wants to see me run around like a fuckin monkey..

Guess what..all that monkey business made me miss my fuckin flight by 2 minutes..FUCKIN BITCH!! i had to fork out another RM125 to get tickets on the 7am flight and another RM35 for the KLIA express coz desmond had to work then..can't fetch me..

FUCK U MALAY IMMIGRATION BITCH!!

Guest blogger

2006-07-07T09:34:00.000+08:00

Oops, So this is what it feels like.. :)

Speed Kills...NOT THIS TIME...

2006-07-03T15:56:00.000+08:00

Don't be fooled by the title.. this is in no way bragging about surviving... What i am referring to is an accident that a friend was involved in..he and his passenger ended up alright bar a few minor scrapes and scratches..no broken bones,minimal bruises..that's it.

Sounds like a minor accident doesn't it.. Well i can assure you it's not.. Travelling at least 180 km/h, lost control(should be due to oil and elevation), crashed, flipped and sliding turn-turtled up a slope for about 200 metres is no minor accident...

To further illustrate my point...check out the carnage..

LOOK AT THE CAR..Retain its Tiara shape..Miracle i tell you

Lucky to survive you say?? HELL YEA
somebody up there must love him a lot.. better value ur life from now on dude..

This reminds me, those who think that speed doesn't kill after seeing this should think twice as about 2 years ago my friend Brad passed away after crashing at 170km/h an hour, under influence..his car rammed into a tree and split into 2, throwing him out against another tree...

R.I.P. Brad Kuan Choon Yan
R.I.P. Tiara Turbo

p/s. If u still haven't got my point...Speed Kills...DON'T FUCKIN DRINK AND DRIVE!!! DON'T MUTHERFUCKIN DRINK AND BLOODY DRIVE!!

Pop-ed my Him-bo Blog Cherry =P

2006-06-30T16:57:00.000+08:00

HAHAH my first bloody himbo blog...DAMN SHE's hot.. her looks, demeanour and the way she talks just completely attracted me to her..enough of talk..let the pictures do the talking for me..

presenting......

FIONA XIE

isn't she just lovely??

i noticed her in this singaporean series "Room in My Heart" which is shown on 8tv mon - thurs at 5pm. its some chinese soap opera thingy..but its not bad.. the only reason i watch it is for her though=]

more pictures..

TOO DAMN CUTE!!

Sweet isn't she?? I certainly think so =P

OOH!!! Bikini shot!!.. nice "upper body" for a chinese actress eh!!

If u don't think she's hot..u can take a carrot and Fuck urself coz she IS DAMN hot!! =P to hot to be true

edit: HOW CAN I FORGET!! Fiona Xie on FHM!! WHOHoO!!

HOTNESS OR WHAT!!! Damn she's fine

Update

2006-06-29T16:07:00.000+08:00

Its been a while since i blogged...but i am kinda busy now..
alrighty then..updates peeps

World Cup has been going extremely well for me...minor hiccups here and there but one can say i shouldnt have any complaints...=P
GO ARGENTINA!!!

i bought me-self a......

SONY ERICSSON W810i..HEHEHE i am still happy!! this phone should be with me for a while..its the most expensive phone i ever bought..and i love everything to it!!

i will be g0ing to Sarawak for the Rainforest Music Festival next Friday with Jeremy and his friends..it should be real good..=] Pictures of that will be posted when i come back! stay tuned..

this blog is SHIT! i don't remember how to blog anymore..FUCK!

unknown..

2006-06-09T18:16:00.000+08:00

how to study now??

this happens at the fuckin best time....GREAT..
i am strong... i can do it..

FUCK U UTS FOR MAKING THE EXAMS AT THIS TIME!! DAMN U DAMN U TO DEATH!!

DAy 2

2006-06-01T17:33:00.000+08:00

the rashes and itching is getting better at some parts and new parts of my body is getting it...FUCK THIS IS DAMN ANNOYING

now my neck and legs are getting it...
its spreading to my forearms and hands...
its even in my FUCKIN SCALP!!
I SERIOUSLY NEED HELP!!!!

note to self: no more alcohol!!! not even in birthdays and farewells...

FUCK U MUN FYE i am not DRINKInG AGAIN!! too bad

lost my virginity....

2006-05-31T11:42:00.000+08:00

to alcohol...

the last time and only time i properly drank was right after SPM...and though i did not get drunk or tipsy..i had SEVERE rashes for a few day...had to see the doctor for that....

after that incident and talking to my cousin..we came to the conclusion that the Chye family males can never drink... and thus not drinking anything more than half a glass of beer for 3 plus years...

HOWEVER..yesterday was John-Ian's birthday and i was late... they then made me drink half a glass of god knows what...2 shots of Martell Cordon Bleu(pure) and 1 1/2 shots of Baileys.....in half an hour...with absolutely not time for my body to sober up at all...once i put down my glass they poured me a new one..nothing that i said could get them off my back..they just wanna see me drunk...AND ITS NOT MY DAMN BIRTHDAY guess what..i got tipsy..for the 1st time in my life...

it felt good...and bad at the same time...i didnt like the way i looked at all...but i enjoyed the feeling...and after a cigarette i just HAD to puke...=]twice!

today i woke up severely dehydrated AND itching all over...PLEASE NOT LET THERE BE FUCKIN RASHES!!! *fingers crossed*

don't u think i have the best friends in the world???

p.s happy birthday to u John-Ian Oei Shuen Tsiang

pus in ears II

2006-05-24T16:37:00.000+08:00

After another visit to the doctors to change the bandage..it was a relief to find out that it has made an almost perfect recovery (like Rooney!!) and i do not need to see the E & P speciallist..

there is bad news...
THERE IS FUCKIN BAD NEWS!!

My ear apparently healed TOO WELL!!..it fuckin closed the hole for my earing in the cartilage!!
It WAS my favourite piercing damnit!! and i am too lazy to take care of a fresh piercing to go for another one!!
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!

does anyone know how to get a piercing and not take care of it? ? if it doesn't give me problems i will be eternally grateful..

somebody?????????~~~

pus in ears..

2006-05-20T13:21:00.000+08:00

i got hit on my cartilage piercing(is itcalled that?? the top part of ur ear) a month back and it swelled like a bitch!.. however i never thought much about it as the pus came out and one side of the swelling has subsided after 2 weeks...

Then the problems started coming..the side that subsided had its pus coming out of my piercing hole..but the other side could not release its pus and HENCE accumulating it in my ear...

it then ballooned up and this morning when i felt it it was soft and i felt that there was a lot of liquid in it...PLUS it hurts like FUCK! i decided to see the doctor and thought that it would be a small problem of sticking a needle into it and releasing the pus...

BOY WAS I WRONG!!..the doctor told me he had to cut my ear!! just a small part so that the pus can come out faster..he injected anesthetic into my ear and started cutting...when he cut i didnt feel anything so i thought this was easy...
HAHAH then he started pushing the pus out and FUCK!! i was tensing like hell coz it hurt like hell!! fuckin painful ok?? anyone wants to try???

it took him about 4 cotton pads to clear the pus and the blood..and when he was putting on the bandage it started bleeding again...i have another date with the doctor on monday..HOPEFULLY IT DOESNT GET INFECTED OR I WOULD HAVE TO SEE THE SPECIALIST!!

Moral: NEVER WEAR UR PIERCINGS WHILE PLAYING FOOTBALL!!

on another note..i just found out that u can never break a raw egg by squeezing it with ur fist...absurd?? try it/..if u can i will clean the egg off ur floor wiith my tongue!!u know where u can get me
AHHAHA

My car

2006-05-17T17:23:00.000+08:00

i can say that i love or hate my previous car owner..

i love the fact that he has done some modifications to almost exactly the way i liked it..
15 inch rims, bodykit, new exhaust, and lowered the car

HOWEVER!!!!
1. that fucker used a fuckin CIPLAK steering wheel that probably cost 50 bucks and almost certainly looks cheaper than that...to change it back to the original steering wheel it took my mechanics almost 5 minutes just to REMOVE the ciplak steering wheel

2. the fuckin rims has 2 separate sets of nuts..2 wheels for alan keys and another 2 wheels with another flowery shaped nut..and FUCK he did no leave me ANY tools to remove the nuts

3. he fuckin finished the tires of their thread and the disc brakes..if i were not carefull..(my friends actually..thanks guys u may actually have saved my life) i wouldn't have known about it and crashed into a fuckin ditch coz my will skid and can't brake!

4. there are hooks for a jack but NOT A FUCKIN JACK in my car!! how the fuck am i gonna change tires when i get a puncture????

i just got back from the mechanics...and BOY I LOVE MY NEW TIREs!!!!
it feels EVEN better driving the car now!!
WHOOOHOOOOOO!!!!

the TRUE meaning behind my name?? or not

2006-05-15T15:33:00.000+08:00

Nigel Chye Nyit Tung --
[noun]:

A beat poet working the streets

'How" will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

HAHA does that mean that i am a fuckin chun beatbox-er?? like Rahzel??

i always thought that my name means "fuckin cool guy, hot and sexy,irresistable and nice"
now THAT's the true meaning to my name..disagree?? fuck u then =P

Weird and Funny pictures...

2006-05-05T13:59:00.001+08:00

I've came across these pictures while surfing..DAMN FUCKIN FUNNY or WEIRD

Looks like this chick has got a hearing problem..HAHA TOY-YODA!!! instead of a TOYOTA!!!
read the words...

Look ar Arnold...YUCK!! i guess i'll gym for LIFE!! don't wanna end up looking like him

OH SHIT!! steroids gone wrong!!FUCKin disgusting....

Disorders??

2006-05-03T23:53:00.000+08:00

Disorder Rating

Paranoid: Moderate

Schizoid: Low

Schizotypal: Moderate

Antisocial: High

Borderline: Low

Histrionic: Very High

Narcissistic: Very High

Avoidant: Low

Dependent: Low

Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mvURL for more info: http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/index.html

VERY HIGH!!seems to me that i have Histrionic and NArcissistic disorder..which means i am an attention seeker and self centred..AHHAHA
is it true??=]

HIGH Anti-social disorder -- lack or concience..HAHA

u guys should try it...and be honest

Chelsea Man Utd..

2006-04-30T02:00:00.000+08:00

for those who did not witness the ultimate humiliation that Chelsea threw at Man Utd let me give u and update..

Chelsea 3 - 0 Man Utd
Chelsea 3 - 0 Man Utd
CHELSEA 3 - MAN UTD

A masterclass showing by Chelsea gave Man Utd a beating that one can never forget for the rest of their lives..for the first half, Gallas scored in just 6 minutes but credit must be given to Man Utd for a good nice fightback..though Rooney missing an absolute sitter for a player of his calibre does not help the cause, they still tried..

2nd half.. Chelsea ass-whooped, bitch-slapped and Fucked Man Utd up the ass..Joe Cole scored one and made another on the break as Man Utd futile attempts to score progress...DAMNIT and at the end Rooney was substituted out on a stretcher..how much worse can it get??

from this post one might make a conclusion that i am a Chelsea supporter..here i clear all doubts..

I AM A MANCHESTER UNITED DIEHARD SUPPORTED THROUGH AND THROUGH...since 1997

but for i am one who gives credit when credit is due..Chelsea thoroughly deserved to win..however much it hurts me to say...

don't wanna talk bout it anymore...FUCK!

Story

2006-04-29T00:19:00.001+08:00

let me tell u a story about how it doesn't pay to be kind and charitable..

me and my friend Melvin was yumcha-ing in this mamak when an old woman walked up to us and tried to sell us pens for 5 bucks each..you know those imitation parker pens.. she was trying to look damn desperate for cash and sad at the same time..trying to get our sympathy..i who usually am nice to every living thing, CATS, animals even cockroaches and mosquitos(hehe do u believe me??) suddenly felt the urge to NOT care and ask her to fuck off..i wanna eat!! (of course i didn't do that!) did my usual "i dont want it please go away" wave.. she caught my drift and turned her attention to Melvin instead.

Seeing that he started feeling sorry for her, she pushed and pushed him to buy, finally he decided to buy..but for RM2.50, lord knows the cost price is next to nothing.. she agreed..

HOWEVER!!

as Melvin was digging through his wallet to get money.. she started saying "this old woman very poor thing, no money, summore u all wanna cut the price..some people pay me 10 bucks oso never say anything.." she was fuckin repeating herself a lot..and in 2 minutes tears flowed down.. at that point i wanted to fuckin throw my indomee rebus in her face and shove the pen up where the sun don't shine.. i was damn pissed.. as she was searching for change she was still repeating herself!! trying to make my friend say the nicest thing she can ever hear "keep the change"..obviously we caught her bluff and waited for her to return the change!

DAMN! does it pay to be charitable?? NO!! luckily i was indulged in my Indomee rebus..hehe lucky me!

i personally know people who will jsut give these "vendors" 50 bucks without thinking!! crazy ppl..seriously..don;t do this kind of shit..they would not appreciate it.. and if u give them anything less, they will complain..imagine the audacity!!

MORAL: don't buy things from ppl who sell them to you while u are eating!

shit!

2006-04-23T17:00:00.000+08:00

fuck this shit..
i've been fuckin dedicating all my time for her and her sons..
FUCK THIS SHIT
i dont even have time to do shit myself..my own shit

FUCK THIS SHIT
nothin is enough for her
fuck this shit
FUCK ALL OF THIS SHIT!!

FUCK

Supplements

2006-04-21T15:35:00.000+08:00

Do we really need supplements when working out.. Everybody who goes to the gym consistantly will say yes!!! but those who doesn't go..or not regularly will think its a waste of money.. i was formerly of the latter category..but jumped ship to the former..

WE DO!! Supplements are extremely important..promote muscle growth, enhance energy, aid fat loss, supplement recovery..the list goes on and on..

while we are at the topic..i used to buy the Nature's Farm protein for RM132 for 1 kg..i thought it was cheap..turns out that its severely overpriced!! i just got myself On's protein, which retails at GNC for RM288 for 5 kg..FOR RM160!!!!! can u imagine??
FUCK GNC and NATURE'S FARM!! damn counter brands and retail outlets

anyone who wants to know where i get it just contact me..i bet u know how

Thought...

2006-04-13T00:48:00.000+08:00

for the first time in my life.......
i feel.............USED!!
and lonely..........

DAMN!~

for real....

Fitness First..

2006-04-11T18:58:00.000+08:00

I had the honour..or horror of visiting Fitness First in the Curve today..thanks to Ryan i guess..
Today is prophet Muhammad's birthday..thus my usual gym, Fitness Network was closed early.. Needing my daily fix of working out i decided to take up Ryan's offer and accompanied him to Fitness First..

I was honestly waiting to be awed..true enough i was at first sight..rows of sophisticated machines were there waiting to be used.. but slowly i realised that most of it was redundant.. we don't really need that many machines.. there was HELL alot of people..and the machines are placed so close together one would find it really difficult to actually find a spot to work out..especially with free weights..before i start any exercise i had to look left, look right and look left again to make sure i dont bang into anything..or anyone else..Pain in the Ass...although there are significantly more weights and more than enough not to have to fight with ppl to get the weight of my choice..i find it a chore to keep looking out for ppl when i workout.. i'd rather wait for my weights in my usual gym..

Now to the gym patrons.. there are a lot of ppl who are very built..but there was these 2 exceptions.. these guys are EXTRA built with veins popping out of every part of their body..I seriously bet my arm and leg that they are on steroids..coz they are lifting weights that i am accustomed to seeing other ppl lift.. and those that i see are like normal ppl.. these 2 looked like they fuckin accelerated their growth too much,..Madness.. they also carry extra heavy weights..trying to impress the Queen of England i guess...and do totally incomplete sets..like lifting the weights 2mm.. or CHEAT the whole way through..DAMn..don't they know the term "Biting of more than you can chew"?? weirdness.. what a fuckin turn off..

in conclusion..it's not the equipment that makes ur gym experience worthwhile..its the atmosphere and company..Listen up ppl..Fitness First...a fuckin No NO..waste of money and time..

Bad Times

2006-04-08T03:22:00.000+08:00

it's been a while since i properly blogged..maybe its because i have nothing to express..or i suppressed it to the deepest part of my heard..to the depths or the Marina trench..i don't know...but what i can say is this is hardly the best times of my life..and saying that i am not enjoying myself now is a severe understatement..

Firstly my health..Oh god what about it?? God only knows.. i've been getting in and out of a situation that most of us understand as running nose..not the conventional running nose though..(before u guys say "CHEH! running nose only what..i oso got!) but the kind that runs at a speed that even Asafa Powell or Maurice Greene pale in comparison.. Fuck the snot doesn't crawl out..it SHOOTS out like a waterfall..fuckin hell..the tissue paper industry thrives nowadays coz of the situation that i am having..
What caused this illness?? maybe coz of my excessive smoking..i doubt it though..My awkward sleeping times?? i don't see ppl in America having the same problems? or is it my mental state..which i think most of the people know is not at the best state right now..What can i do about it??
ABSOLUTELY nothing i presume..anyone knows?? stopping smoking will not help running nose before all u health freaks jump on my back asking me to quit smoking..QUITING SMOKING GETS U RUNNING NOSE AND FLU..tried it first hand..no use arguing..

My luck has also taken a huge amount of battering..damn it..best example is my Internet Commerce mid-sems..FUCKIN HELL I STUDIED HARD FOR IT!! i failed by the way..the first FUCKIN time i ever failed in anything since i got into university..know what this means?? i WILL fail in this subject..FUck..dreams of going to Australia going down the drain.slowly flowing into the Straits of Malacca..seems that the way i prepared for the subject is totally wrong..i studied so that i can understand the points..but guess what the questions asked?? ALL FUCKIN MEMORY QUESTIONS..

example of a Q.. What is the model used by Royal Suns Alliance
HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW..i don't even now what the hell is Royal Suns Alliance..

to make things worse..i am supposed to work tomorrow morning at PWTC for national level MAPEX at 10 am..
its 3.36am now and i am showing no signs of yawning..let alone sleeping..what am i gonna do tomorrow? sleep on the job?? yeah if i wanna lose the only good source of income i can find..

i'm in a shit hole i tell you. And i am not seeing signs that is gonna lead me out..GOD HELP ME!

Beautiful song

2006-03-29T17:56:00.000+08:00

This is a beautiful song by a band with a corny name..Rooster..

"Deep And Meaningless"

I, I dont know why i miss you so much

Yeah I, I dont know why I still feel your touch

You, you left me feeling high and dry

With nothing, nothing but the question why

Yeah you, I guess you had another direction

And leaving me with nothing but a dead connection

If you call me today

Ill say that Im fine

But I bet you can tell by the tone of my voice

Its just a lie

You knew what you had

You still walked away leaving me in this mess

My love for you is deep and meaningless

You, you knew what you were doing to me

And I, I guess I was too blind to see

Well you hit where it hurt and you fooled me so bad

But I'd do it again to relive what we had

(Damn thats sad)

There are many things left to remind me

Of a love that I just cant leave behind me

Random......

2006-03-28T21:49:00.000+08:00

REdUnDaNT is the new BLACK

or so i noticed....

emotions..

2006-03-25T13:52:00.000+08:00

Why do i still care?? I know it is over and there is nothing i can do about it.. I told myself to stay away.. not bother but when i hear something wrong i STILL go all out of my way and try to help.. Am i just being helpful or are there lingering feelings for her?? i SINCERELY hope its the former.

Many times in the relationship i played with the thought of leaving it behind..somehow we are extremely inconpatible..but in another way we seem to be perfect for each other.. Time when i can't stand what is happenning anymore..i REALLY wanted to leave it behind but i keep telling myself to stick with it..it all will pass..Hence the fact that she not knowing that i feel this way about it.. a patient front is always put up.. ever tolerant but hey, a guy has his right for unsatisfactoriness right??

now that the relationship has gone through a bad patch she straight up told me that it's over..feelings gone.. i mean is that possible?? feelings gone just like that?? a part of me feels that she lost it a long time ago but stuck with me for god knows what reason.. but who's to say that its true? coz the answer only lies in the head of the huntress..

I really hope that i can move on first..before her that is.. sort of a machoism thing.. but as things look like now..she has moved on WAY before me..judging by my lingering feelings and her non-existant ones.. but there may be a chance that she has those feelings too.. (rather wishing it ain't i), but why do i hope she has those feelings too?? why am i being so redundant!!

SOMEBODY HELP ME!!

note: this is an extremely emo post..sorry if it doesn't make sense..i just need to RANT and RANT and RANT!! thanks for listening

The Kelantan trip

2006-03-21T17:16:00.000+08:00

Note: tagbox and links will be moved to the bottom of the page to incorporate the BIG ASS pictures below..enjoy

After waking up at the ungodly hour of 5 am, my dad fetched me and Kenneth to catch the KLIA express for our 740am flight.. slept the whole way from KL to Kota Bharu and we had to get to work as soon as we arrived...

Our booth, nice eh..we set it up ourselves

me and kenneth, partners in crime..

yeen ling the pain in the ass..Whoops did i say it out loud?

our LOVELY boss..Ms Janet "do i look fat??" Wong

After adjourning back to our hotel and taking a nice long nap, we took a cab out to look for good food..RESTORAN YATI..It serves the best nasi dagang, kerabu and ayam percik in town..or so they claim..but i don't doubt their claims.. We ate like hell and it all only costs RM28.

Nasi dagang and ayam percik

Nasi Kerabu..

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Nasi Kerabu..the blue version but not so tasty

HEAVENLY nasi manis and a weird thingy filled with santan and a fish head..

the work of us artists..ALL FINISHED BY me and Kenneth

After the meal we went to a local pasar malam..it was a disappointment as there are actually nothin to buy..justa bunch of repetitive stuff that doesn't interest us at all..but guess what.. the taxi ride from the hotel to dinner, then to the pasar malam and back to the hotel cost us RM 44..what a fuckin rip-off...the distance was not that far and ALL the bloody taxis in Kota Bharu has NO meters..fuckin conmen

After the 1st day it was WORK WORK WORK...damn it 12 hours a day in a Shopping complex full with nothing but Malays...And most of them stink too...HELLISH i tell ya.. not exactly full i should say coz three quarters of the day we wandered around the complex or read papers or listen to our mp3 players..even when there were crowds they weren't interested in our property.."Mahal sangat la" was the common response we got.. Damn our boss..sending us there just to hear that 9586745165 times.. and Yeen Ling got disturbed by a local HAMSAP malay guy haha..he tried to get as close as possible to her everytime he comes..and he came for 4 of our 7 days there.. further prove that he was a perv was that he did the same thing to the girls in the next booth..but me and Kenneth was there to save the DAYS!! but not before laughing in their faces..=P

We also found the BEST beef noodles in the country...don't believe me?? try it for yourself... As it was located 2 minutes walk away from KB Mall where we work..we had it for 4 days in a row..it was THAT good

Malaysia's best beef noodles..any challengers??

On the last day.. we went to the beach..beautiful beach..beautiful breeze and a FREAKIN big coconut...biggest i ever had...and we went to the museum to eat Nasi Ulam..It was HEAVENLY and freakin cheap.. 6 HUGE ikan keli's and all sort of miscellaneous stuff cost us a mere RM 36..we can't even get it RAW here for that price...WHOOOHO!!!!!

beautiful sands..beautiful sea..beautiful sky taken by the handsome ME!!

Nasi ulam..raw vegetables dude..

can you see the size of the fish?? GREAT taste!!!!

That's all..i know its a short summary but i am a man with few words..LOL
I really want to thank Yeen Ling's aunts for taking us around..bringing us to eat the best food there is..and IT WAS GOOOOD!!!!!!! The food will be the only thing that brings me back there again..if i ever want to..=P

Yeen Ling's LOVELY aunt..with the handsome and macho bodyguards

Nigel..

Kelantan..here i come..

2006-03-11T18:49:00.000+08:00

this will be my last update before i leave for Kelantan..in my dislocated ankle.. DAMN it hurts like hell..but nothing is gonna stop me fr earning this MOOLAH!! lots of it...(to my standards at least)

I'll be working at KB Mall and staying at Hotel Perdana..hopefully these are nice places..i really hope that the time there will be worth while...

i'll be back on the Monday after next..hopefullly i'll be able to post some pictures from the trip..till then.

toodles..

Fuck!!

2006-03-10T22:17:00.000+08:00

I dislocated my ankle AGAIN!!!!! and what a fuckin appropriate time to do it too!!! i'll be leaving for Kota Bharu on Sunday...wonder how i will make it work.. i don;t want to pull out as its a really good money making opportunity for me..DAMN it!!!!ARGH!!!!!

here's the story..
i was playing basketball and this midget marked me...he's 5'0''..self explainatory..as i dribble pass him..he tumbles into me and fuckin STEPPED on my ankle!!! *crack* SHIT i thought..my ankles are the weakest part of my whole body..i have dislocated both ankles numerous times through high school...DAMN IT..just as i am slowly gaining progress in the gym..DAMN this happened.. i guess no more cardio for me... back to the world of flabbiness..SHIT!!!!!!!

life's a BITCH.. doncha think??

Feelings...

2006-03-09T22:16:00.000+08:00

When this song played on the radio it really hit me.. it describes exactly how i feel at the moment.. i am usually not really a lyric person..more of a melody person..however here it goes..pay attention to the lyrics..

"So Sick" by Ne-Yo

Mmmm mmm yeah

Do do do do do do do-doOhh Yeah

Gotta change my answering machine

Now that I'm alone

Cuz right now it says that we

Can't come to the phone

And I know it makes no sense

Cuz you walked out the door

But it's the only way I hear your voice anymore

(it's ridiculous)

It's been months

And for some reason I just

(can't get over us)

And I'm stronger than this

(enough is enough)

No more walkin round

With my head down

I'm so over being blue

Cryin over you

And I'm so sick of love songs

So tired of tears

So done with wishing you were still here

Said I'm so sick of love songs

so sad and slow

So why can't I turn off the radio?

Gotta fix that calender I have

That's marked July 15th

Because since there's no more you

There's no more anniversary

I'm so fed up with my thoughts of you

And your memory

And how every song reminds me

Of what used to be

That's the reason I'm so sick of love songs

So tired of tears

So done with wishing you were still here

Said I'm so sick of love songs so sad and slow

So why can't I turn off the radio?

(Leave me alone)

Leave me alone

(Stupid love songs)

Dont make me think about her smile

Or having my first child

I'm letting go

Turning off the radio

Cuz I'm so sick of love songs

So tired of tears

So done with wishing she was still here

Said I'm so sick of love songs so sad and slow

So why can't I turn off the radio?

(why can't I turn off the radio?)

Said I'm so sick of love songs

So tired of tears

So done with wishing she was still here

Said I'm so sick of love songs so sad and slow

So why can't I turn off the radio?

(why can't I turn off the radio?)

And I'm so sick of love songs

So tired of tears

So done with wishin she was still here

Said I'm so sick of love songs so sad and slow

Why can't I turn off the radio?

(why can't I turn off the radio?)

Why can't I turn off the radio?

Driving..

2006-03-07T23:17:00.000+08:00

i just did a WHOLE lot of driving..DAmnit it drives me nuts..no pun intended..

yesterday after work at MAPEX..drove Doreen Bonnie and Yeen Ling back home to SETAPAK!!!!ARRGH!! damn far..but i wanted to go over to look for Kenneth so what the hell..It was a fun visit to Kenneth's house and i MIGHT stay over some of the days..ITs a really nice place despite it's secludedness (no such word??) Plus i really enjoy his company..NO i am not GAY ..he's like an elder brother i never had..always looking out for me..can't wait till we go Kota Bharu..

Speaking of Kota Bharu..Damn i needed to run errands to prepare for the trip..after college and some pool...i drove to Section 14 THROUGH a stupid JAM to pick Kenneth up and drove BACK TO SUBANG and endure another hellish jam to nowhere... Right after that we had to go to another secluded place in subang...THEN fetch him back to Section 14..all in all i spent almost 4 hours in the car...DAMn i should be in penang..

On another note....I should have seen this coming...
Should I?? or should I not?? can anybody help???
if you know what i mean

Appreciation

2006-03-06T00:31:00.000+08:00

I REALLY need to thank a lot of people who are with me through this torrid time i am facing...THANK YOU VERY MUCH for being with me through this turbulent time...without you guys i doubt i'll get through this the way i did..

Firstly..DAVID Yap Maow Jun..Thanks for ignoring the need to study for ur exams and coming all the way fr cheras to sit by my side till 4 am..though i helped u out a little(just a little) its really sweet and VERY brotherly of you to come to my aid like that..THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Next are my collegues at KIM Realty..Kenneth, Kenix, Bonnie, Doreen and Kevin..thanks for consoling me.crackin lame ass stupid jokes (which i really appreciate) all in all try to make this a better situation for me..THANK YOU VERY MUCH

I really couldn't thank you guys enough..
Next treat on me alright? ;P

Love,
Nigel

End....

2006-03-03T00:05:00.000+08:00

the title says it all... it's then end of a beautiful part of my life..a part which changed so much of me..a part which i never thought would happen to me(at least not so soon)..a part that i shall cherish for the rest of my life..

for the sake of protecting the other party i have choose to not disclose too much about the end..and choose to express truly how i feel at this moment of time..Can i actually express my feelings?? i doubt there will be a word.. sad?? distraught?? confused??? frustrated?? angry?? heartbroken?? More like a combination of all and more... words cannot describe how i truly feel..only i know how it feels..and i tell you its a milllion miles on the wrong side of sad..

2 whole years of toiling, hard work, giving and giving to make it work and it all comes to this..i don't wanna sound like a whiner but i gotta get this off my chest.. Damnit i ask myself what for?? for i love her? i still do and i strongly feel that she loves me back?? but is it enough??? maybe not?? doesn't really matter coz it has ended like this.. She asked that we remains close friends as she still loves me very much..but how long will that last i tell her?? how can she still love me if she met another guy?? another man?? it wouldn't be fair to him would it?? A huge part of me wants to never have anything to do with her anymore..not see her..not hear from her..I know it's selfish but hey! i have a right to choose right??

however a bigger part of me hopes till the end of time that a phonecall would be shown on my cell..when i pick it up it will be the voice of hers on the other side, asking that we get back together.. i know its absurd and a little foolish for me to think like that..for a man must learn to move on..but this strong feeling called love has prevented me to think rasionally.. took away all my sense of logic and made me pray from the bottom of my heart that this would all go away and we start afresh... a man can dream can he??

i sincerely wish her all the best in her undertakings... and hope she takes care of herself now as she has lost her pillar to lean on for 2 years.. better grow up and learn to be independant..i know you already are...

love,
~nigel~

Long distance relationships...

2006-03-01T23:02:00.000+08:00

I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!! i just wrote a LONG FUCKIN ASS post and its gone...FUCK blogger.com

this is a synopsis of what i wrote...i couldn't be bothered to retype everything..i doubt i can reenact wat exactly i wrote anyway...here it goes...

can long distance relationships really work?? I used to justify mine by saying that i have a healthy 2 year relationship..it won't be a problem..but then again..this has been a healthy cum rocky relationship/..HAHA absurd i know but still...

how much can a person change when living in a foreign place?? a lot i tell you..the freedom they gain is like water in the sahara desert...PRICELESS.. do they abuse the freedom, or use it carefully?? more often than not they will be clueless about how to go about using this newfound freedom..they change their lifestyles to suit the foreign culture..thus getting to the point..will the other half experience a culture shock?? to me its not a culture shock per se..but a CHANGE shock...the do's and dont's of the relationship..they way we started and got on...suddenly became blur..Dont's became do's..URGH!!

I hate the insecurities i am facing..i hate the feelings..i hate that nothing can be done about it..i hate feeling helpless..i hate not knowing whats going on on the other side...in the mind...i hate the fact that nothin has been done..(the other side as well) I HATE THE ME THAT I AM NOW!! Of course i put up a confident, carefree font (i have a reputation to protect) but beneath the wall..DAMN i hate what i am going through..there are many ways that one can argue for the other side..and i have done the arguments myself but alas..one can't control how he/she feels right??

DAMN!

Petrol price hike...AGAIN!!!!

2006-02-28T22:22:00.000+08:00

Just a few minutes after ranting and complaining about our damn government, they have to do exactly the thing that will hurt the MOST people in the country...HIKING THE PETROL PRICES... Oh god 30 FUCKIN cents people...this will make a full tank of petrol AT LEAST RM10 higher..not to mention for those who drive a big CC car..hmm that would be my dad...MAY THE $FORCE BE WITH YOU...

I can understand the government saying that they are subsidising us a lot for the previous years but if they wanna gradually stop subsidising our petrol AT THE VERY FUCKIN LEAST please cut down the fuckin taxes on cars... as they would say..people in other countries pay a lot for petrol..more than us..but their Cars are FUCKIN CHEAP!! take Australia for example..their cars are about half to a third of the price here AFTER converting..damnit if cars here are that cheap i couldn't be bothered bout the petrol hike..but then again maybe i would..but not as much...

damnit 2005 was supposed to be the year that AFTA is implemented...which means car import taxes or sumthing are lowered like shit...but as usual the government is procrastinating...Fuckin this is 2006!! WHERE ARE MY CHEAP CARS!!! @%$%^#%^&%*^
when it comes to helping the citizens save money the government will slowly drag their fuckin legs and not budge..but when there is a chance to increase our expenditure to the country..all of those fuckers will jump up like sex starved canines seeing a hot bitch lying on the floor spreading its legs..DAMN THEM!!!

But a friend argued that with the hike in petrol where does the money go?? TO DEVELOPING THE CITY he says..hmm food for thought..do you think it will contribute to the development of the cities, or would it be contributing to those lazy assholes waiting to be fed??? or contributing to their brand new Mercedes, BMW, Ferarris whamacamacalid??

ARGH..i'm poor...somebody give me some money :-P

Stinky water in the Klang Valley

2006-02-27T21:50:00.001+08:00

I don't know is it just me but did anyone notice that the water coming from the major pipes(not from the BIG-ASS tank at the top of your houses) smell funny??
The smell is like a mix between shit, piss, rust and clorin..YUCK..a special cocktail made by our JABATAN AIR just for our enjoyment...

can you imagine the food that was washed by these water??? literally SHit Food..(Thank god that my mum caters nowadays..) Even worse..imagine bathing in these waters??URGH!!! u smell worse AFTER bathing..GOD..defies the purpose of bathing doesn't it?? Thank goodness for friends at the gym who reminded me that the water smells.. or i will smell like shit while writing this entry *Pinches Nose*

Cmon Malaysian government..i seriously think its about time you guys get efficient...i can't understand how such an incompetant bunch of people keep getting voted to stay in the office year after year, Must be those insert racist statement who wants to keep enjoying their priveledge of being "princes of the land" (you get my drift??) and couldn't care less how the country is going with these bunch of incompetant arseholes and would much rather care about their personal comfort..being the laziest, sleaziest race in the whole world..Bitches.. I can't say that i can see a bright future for Malaysia if the majority of our population wants to be spoonfed and can't lift their bloody behinds of the armchairs or rattan chairs and earn some money, take initiatives to make their lives better... Guess our government thinks that this is the way to develop our nation.....MALAYSIA BOLEH?? i dare say that the situation now is MALAYSIA PUKI MAK CCB TAK BOLEH!!!! ARGH!

note: for those who are experiencing the same "water" issues pls leave a comment or post on my tag box..same goes to those who agree on our situation that i highlighted at the end of the post..

Botox gone wrong???

2006-02-27T02:13:00.000+08:00

Check this out ppl...

spot the swollen eye...Can you??

Bad isn't it?? Girls who are thinking of gettin a botox injection better think twice before u get one...If you think that wrinkles in your face is unacceptable..wait till you get your face swollen like a bloody blowfish..imagine walking down the street looking like the hunchback of notre dame..OH GOD..i take wrinkles ANY DAY!!!..but then again i am a guy so i wouldn't understand right??

Anyway that wasn't from a botox injection..Its actually a picture of Fernando "El Feroz" Vargas, a boxer who got TKO'ed by "Sugar" Shane Mosley..Look what a good boxer can do to you..Haha come to think of it I think i can do that too...Just punch repetitively on the same eye till it gets swollen like an apple.?!?! So those of you who has a beef with me...WaTCH out or you'll end up like him *RAWR!!!*

To those females who breathed a sigh of relieve when they found out that it wasn't courtesy of a botox injection like a bloody pig trying to spread its ears, flap 'em and try to fly..IMPOSSIBLY STUPID!!! please rest assured that it may VERY WELL happen to you if u still wanna get a botox injection...

Curse you ppl...*evil grin*

Bad Day..

2006-02-25T21:54:00.000+08:00

Today is a bad day even before the day started..

Damn it i don't know what did i eat that SERIOUSLY disagreed with me.. Was it the mamak food?? or my protein but it woke me up in the middle of the night.. Damn i practically raced to the toilet! ARGH!! the paaaiiinnn!!! THe AGGOONNYYYY!!! damnit

Went for my work today...I'm scheduled to work at Putra World Trade Centre.. they have a property fair..WHILE simultaneously having an EDU FAIR, Science fair, Security lock fair(WTF?? SECURITY LOCK FAIR?? wth for...apparently Ong Ka Ting will be there for the security lock fair...CRAZY PPL!!!), a convocation for GOD knows which hell forsaken University AND a focus group in the same premises..6 BLOODY EVENTS AT THE SAME TIME??? i had to practically BEG to get into the parking lot because apparently its FULL..that's what they always say..But boy was i wrong..the parking lot is FUCKIN full.. one would think that they are selling gold bars at 50 cents each and people rushing to get them while they can!!! WTF PWTC pls manage your events properly.. AND FUCKIN GIVE PRIORITY TO THE STAFF PLEASE!!! To make matters worse..my stomach has the audacity to disagree with me while i am searching for a space..damn i feel like things in my stomach might come out from the other end of my body...Bloody hell my car would be a mess..

On a happier note.. I will be going to Kota Bharu, Kelantan for a property fair the second week of March..hopefully its confirmed *fingers crossed* it would be a great opportunity to gain experience and of course... LOTS and LOTS of MOOLAH!! WHOHOOO!!!!

Bored to death..

2006-02-23T13:39:00.000+08:00

Here i am BLOGGING in my college..how sad is that..
i have a class from 10 to 12 and another class from 3 to 5pm..thus leaving me with a BIG HUMONGOUS gap to fill in between classes with absolutely NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do..
Which explains why exactly i am here.. To all you peeps in Subang give me a ring so that i can have something to do...ARGH!!! i am dying here

On another note i must make a mental note to myself..
PLEASE REMEMBER TO TAKE ALL YOUR BELONGINGS WHEN EXITING THE GYM SHOWER!!

I have been in the gym for 3 months now and god knows how many times have i left my shampoo and facial wash in the shower, my lock at the locker and even left my shirt in the changing room once..DAMN I'm forgetful.!! ARGH!! there actually are some people that take MY SHAMPOO AND FACIAL WASH..for those who did..i hope to God that your hair fuckin drops off in patches and leave you bald all over and may your face grow pimples and zits till ur face looks like a fuckin Broccoli or Cauliflower!!DAMN THOSE PPL.. and there are those who use my things and leave them back at the same place.. WTF?? don't you bring your own things to the shower?? or u are so kiasu that you HAVE to use another's things just because they are there so that you can save on ur shampoo and facial wash..UrGH!! this is SHIT!

gotta go now and wallow in self pity about the fact that i am still bored to death..leaving with another reminder..
PLS REMEMBER TO CHECK ALL YOUR BELONGINGS BEFORE LEAVING THE SHOWER!! damn!!

Bored...

2006-02-22T02:13:00.001+08:00

2nd post in a day?? what's wrong with me... Anyway for those who don't know i have started to go to the gym, *fingerscrossed* hope that it will last and pretty soon i will have a Fantastic body with muscles bulging all over the place..Chests bigger than Pamela Anderson's breasts, Arms that are larger than most of your thighs, legs as thick as tree trunks, Abs that you can wash all your clothes on them, muscles so hard and tough you can use them as a chopping boards (without killing me of course..you will leave me scratchless after use *RAWR*)..pretty much a body like this

Good Shit eh!

However this will not happen anytime soon as i am officially now this

Don't worry i am not posting porn..it's not even me on the picture u fools!

Oh my god..what did i just show you..before you guys start grabbing your buckets and hurl into them let me reiterate myself..

THAT WAS NOT A TRUE REPRESENTATION OF NIGEL!!! IT IS A RANDOM FAT PICTURE FOUND OF THE INTERNET..USED FOR ILLUSTRATION PURPOSES..ANY ASSOCIATION WITH ANYONE, DEAD OR ALIVE IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL AND NOT, I REPEAT NOT INTENDED!!!!!!

Even if i can't get to the first picture's standard i could settle for something like this

Alright this looks the same as the 1st picture but you get my drift..

or even this..

a nice lean and cut body

Hope my dreams come true!! Cmon everyone let's pray.."Dear God, pls give Nigel the strength to proceed in his undertakings..especially in the task of looking like the 1st, 3rd or 4th picture, may he never go back to being like the 2nd picture!!!" Thanks everyone for joining in.

On another note..I just found out that The Amazing Race 9 will be starting on March 1st 9pm in AXN!!! Love that show.. OH!! and an Asian edition of the race will be held too!! Should i join?? Interested?? http://www.axnasia.com/buzzsites/the_amazing_race_asia/
Let's join alright Baby???*wink*

Me thinks that's enough for now..ciao!~

p/s Anyone still grossed out by the picture thinking that i took a naked picture of myself should get ur fuckin eyes checked!! Am I that fair?? whoever is laughing at the fact that i am fat shall die a painful death..first ur genitals will slowly rot..then in will drop off just as athe SEXIEST person in the world is willing to get in bed with you!!

HAH!! there you go

Congratulations Ishe "Sugar Shay" Smith

2006-02-21T23:10:00.000+08:00

This post is dedicated to Ishe "Sugar Shay" Smith.

For those who don't know who he is, he was a contestant in The Contender..A boxing reality series which was won by Sergio Mora, who is the only boxer who "beat" Ishe, albeit through an Extremely controversial split decision. After the tournament, he was tied down to a contract along with other boxers to Mark Burnett's promotional team.

This promotional team are the NEW "Don King"s which will favour their golden boy and screw over the other boxers to make him look good..Victims of these "Don King"s are runner up Peter Manfredo, Ahmed Kadour, Anthony Bonsante and of course Ishe Smith. Since then Ishe Smith never had a fight and tried to break off from the contract..after 3 months of arbitration he managed to do it and as of yesterday, Ishe Smith is a proud member of Golden Boy Promotions...one of the biggest promotional companies in Boxing.

He is scheduled to get back in the ring on May 6th as an undercard of the Oscar De La Hoya VS Ricardo Mayorga bout. He aspires to be the first World Champion from native Las Vegas and will be competing in the welterweight or junior middleweight division.

Look out for Ishe Smith as..
2006 is the year of Ishe "Sugar Shay" Smith!!

Condolences to Alan Smith

2006-02-20T13:55:00.000+08:00

This post is dedicated to Alan Smith.. Volatile Striker turned Ferocious Holding Midfielder of MANCHESTER UNITED

His position was recently changed by Alex Ferguson fr striker to midfield..taking Roy Keane's position..as time goes by.. he is slowly adapting to his new role and is now in the reckoning to go to the World Cup with England due to the lack of holding midfielders..However all this has changed since he suffered THIS

can you guys see his ankle?? Gruesome ain't it..it literally popped out of its socket..ALL due to the bravery in Blockin a free kick Playing liverpool and landing wrongly..Now he is scheduled to be out for at least 8 months with a possibility of never playing again..totally wrecking his World Cup chances.. Let's all pray together and hope that he recovers quickly..OH GOD!! Man Utd are currently suffering from a Lack of Midfielders Syndrome.. let's hope we all pull through this..CmON!! UNITED!

p/s All you anti Mancs or scousers out there..if you have a good word to say bout Smith pls leave a comment or message..if you want to taunt or laugh at my face..You can do so under the 8 gates of hell as I will smash you RIGHT through 8 gates with my POWDERFUL MUSKLES!! HOR HOR HOR!!

NBA All Star Saturday..

2006-02-19T22:34:00.000+08:00

For All those who don't know...The NBA All Star weekend is an annual event which takes place in the middle of the NBA season..The fans will vote and select 2 teams which represents the East and the West..The event goes on for 2 days and Sunday will be the All Star game...

Today,Saturday (technically Sunday over here in Malaysia) is the build up to the game.. basically what happens today is the Rookie VS Sophomore game, Skills challenge, Shooting Stars, 3 point shootout and the most anticipated event - THE SLAM DUNK COMPETITION

Here's a rundown
Skills Challenge
- Contestants will have to complete an obstacle course and the fastest time wins.
- Winner ~ Dwayne Wade(Miami Heat) Steve Nash, last year's winner didn't even make it to the finals..which was contested between Dwayne Wade and Lebron James

Shooting Stars
- Basically a team gets to choose an NBA player, WNBA player and an NBA legend from the team of the same city to compete in a shooting competition
- Winner ~ Team San Antonio(Tony Parker(SA Spurs), Kendra Wecker(SA Shooting Stars), and Steve Kerr(LEGEND!, Former Spurs and Bulls)

3 Point Shootout
- Competition to see who shoots the most 3 pointers in a minute
- Winner ~ Dirk Nowitski (Dallas Mavericks) The 1st ever 7 footer to win the competition..

Slam Dunk Competition
- the Highlight!! Basically players compete to see who can Slam the ball into the net in the MOST MINDBLOWING MANNER!!
- Winner/ Man of the Hour ~ NATE ROBINSON
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He's BLOODY 5'9'' which is about the average Malaysian size...DAMN HE DUNKS LIKE A 6 footer!!! though it can be said that his dunks if performed by taller ppl would be noticed but HEY he's 5 fuckin 9!!! you can see from the pics(He's the BLOODY midget in the middle!!) how short he is and what THE HELL did he dunk!! OVER SPUD WEBB(another former SLAM DUNK winner at 5'7'' EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVE) but lets keep it to Nate Robinson..

Moral of the story.. If us short wankers think that we can't play in the NBA coz we're short..we're just fooling ourselves...LOOK AT Nate Robinson and you will see why can't we play..COZ WE"RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH!! that Bloody midget(even though he is taller than me i will call him that due to who he plays with week in week out *wink*) CAN REALLY JUMP!!

Sorry for the Long Ass Post..I'm just too excited

AMAZING GUITARIST!!!

2006-02-18T23:54:00.000+08:00

YOU GUYS GOTTA CHECK HIM OUT!!!

http://www.xanga.com/zackkim

His name is Zack Kim and he is from a Malaysian band called CosmicFunkExpress... This kind of talent TRULY makes me proud to be Malaysian..WHOOHOO!!! MALAYSIA BOLEH!!

i recommend Fantasie Impromtu, Dear Tiesto and the Super Mario Bros songs..
but feel free to check em all out..it will blow your balls right out of ur damn scrotums..for the girls..leave it to your imagination..

WTF??? tagged??

2006-02-18T02:30:00.000+08:00

Joy to the world...for I have been tagged for the 1st time in my blogging "career"!!!

Shanker you're a bitch

Current time:
2.35 am

What are you wearing?
A Blue Topshop Shirt and Pasar Malam pants...WHAT A COMBINATION..i love my fashion sense...its like Elton John meets Brad Pitt...WTF am i talking bout...i must be sleepy

Name something out of the ordinary on your desk:
A deodorant spray..don't know whose is it...don't ask me how it got there either.. only Buddha knows... RAWR i'm a Buddhist!

Current favourite song(s):
Eason Chan - Pou Tou Seng Sook Si (translated..when the grapes ripen) He is a bloody good singer IMO.. whoever disagrees can fuck off and DIE for all i care...I AM ALWAYS RIGHT...remember that..
whoever wants recomendation of his songs can always pm or email me..=P

Last thing consumed:
Murtabak Ayam + French Fries fr McDs + Coke..BLOODY FATTENING

Last phone call received:
David..Maow Jun calling me out.. (thanks dude for caring..really appreciate it!!

Current annoyance:
Fuckin hell..pls don't mention it...Whoever knows just keep it inside you..

Plans for the rest of the night:
Sleep...i need to work tomorrow

I tag the following people:
Can i tag Shanker again so he has to do it twice???? *evil*
thus...
SHANKER!!!!!
Shannel..MY BABY...
no one else coz they either don't know about the existance of my blog..or they don't have one themselves....

Warning* EMO post...

2006-02-17T17:24:00.000+08:00

Sad to say that things have not been going smoothly at this stage of my life... Shannel left for Australia on the 8th...since then i actually spent RM100 calling her..and that doesn't include the millions and millions of SMS I sent her to make sure she's alright... There are some things on my mind that i can't get over..or get rid of. These thoughts are what I hate and TRULY want to get rid of..but can't..

Fuckin hell there's a thief in the house i suspect...I FUCKIN LOST RM 100+ fr my stash.. pls return it to me whoever you are before i come to you..smashing your nose so far in your face you'll have inverted features like some people have inverted nipples... or have my foot so far up ur ass you can floss with my laces...

I used to think that i was MACHO.. i'd always been the one to give advice..one who doesn't cry.. one who knows no pain!! (true given that i dislocated my ankle 3 times EACH LEG!) All these actually came to a naught at this moment of time... I've suddenly had an increase in estrogen...became VERY vulnarable.. feeling confused.. even shed a tear or two... Oh well that's life and there is a lesson everyone should learn..."the only thing that is certain is life is....CHANGE" In case you haven't noticed.. i have changed, one would never guess how much a person can mature over 2 years but i can proudly say that I HAVE MATURED a lot in 2 years..more that i ever dream of.. till the stage where i met up an old secondary school friend and had him comment.. "Where in God's name has the old stupid fucker, dumbass and cocky shit TUNG went!?!?!?!"

Yes i have tried using ALL the advice i would usually give to others in a similar predicament..and NO it is not working...Guess the saying that a doctor can never treat himself, or a hairdresser can't cut his own hair(CAN THEY??) is true.. I need some SERIOUS help... not the kind where you take me out for a fun filled night help.. but sit with me and hear me RANT all night help..throw in a nod or two.. a little bit of "I understand how you feel".. or an advice or two..or three..heck make it a MILLION!!

Anyone who thinks they can help is more than welcome to respond by posting a comment..or post on my chatterbox... or email me at nigel_nyit@hotmail.com. Thank you very much in advanced..

p/s. If you Fuckers that wanna make fun of me want to post a comment..pls do not do so here if u don't want me rushing towards you with a knife..slicing and ripping ur balls off you.. you can do so in another blog...Suckers..

Love,
Emo Nigel

Guitarist??? in his dreams maybe...

2006-02-16T17:43:00.000+08:00

Let me tell a story..

Once there was this dude.. he used to play the piano...and was pretty good at it... One day he decided that the piano was too sissy(which actually perfectly suits him..*hint*) and wants to play the guitar(cooler in his eyes).. like his elder brother. He grew up seeing his brother play the guitar.. imitating the likes of Kirk Hammett or Santana..(Can't reach the level of Satriani unfortunately) and hopes that the day would come that he can do the same... Thus he pleads his mother to let him learn the guitar.. and SUCCEEDS!! He even got his brother's guitar instructor.. Guess this means that his dream has a better chance of coming true.This happened approximately 1 to 2 years ago..

Today this person took his brother's prized guitar and tried to practice...something that he did not do enough..to the point where his guitar instructor gave him the ultimatum "PRACTICE OR QUIT!"
Back to practicing.. he "found" that the guitar was out of tune..WHICH by the way was not..i dont know what's wrong with his ears?!?! Tried to tune it. His brother was upstairs reading DRAGON BALL Z comics*ROXXOR* while thinking...how tonedeaf can a person be..instead of tuning it to be in TUNE, he tunes it higher and higher
as the strings gets tuned higher.. his brother feared that the strings might snap and rushes down..it all proved to be too late as when he reached the stairway he heard a SNAP! The sound cut through the air and slices his heart..for its is LOVELY guitar which the string broke..

I saw that the guitar was in the hands of his friend (which was under the same instructor) and 2..2..2 fuckin strings broke!! HOW THE HELL YOU GUYS PLAY THE GUITAR WHEN YOU CANT EVEN TUNE IT...turns out that they were using his elder brother's guitar effects' tuner and ended up trying to tune it ONE BLOODY OCTAVE HIGHER!!!
Oh god... 2 years of lessons and THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED??

as you might guess it.. the elder brother was ME..and the younger brother?? my brother..who else?!?!?! I am so bloody pissed and now i couldn't even find the alan key to fix my guitar..boo hoo hoo.....
ARGH!! the agony is like him ripping out my heart and squeeze it till the blood drips dry... the anger i feel is like when a lioness finds that someone has been ripping off fur from the mane of it's hubby LION!!!.. BLOODY HELL i am gonna ask my mum to stop his lessons...two years of wasted fees... RM 105 /month ppl...EXTORBITANTLY priced..i used to pay RM80/ month and gotten better results..MUCH MUCH better..

I am in no way dissin my ex intructor.... he is one of the best money can buy.. just ask his ex students..i myself had gone through 3 instructors and i can tell you BY FAR he is the best..
Anyone interested in lessons pls approach Kirk "Nizam" Hammett..as he would like to be known in Guitar Collection, Taman Tun Dr. Ismail..
I promise you that you won't regret it.. but bear in mind his schedule is always full..

This goes to prove that to succeed in music..one must HAVE the talent and hard work (even though my brother seems to lack both of them!)

Love,
~Nigel~ *fuming*

Happy Valentines Day????

2006-02-14T22:44:00.000+08:00

This can qualify as the LONELIEST Valentines Day i ever had..Even when i had no girlfriend i wasn't as lonely..this may be because now that I have one.. not being able to celebrate with her makes it REALLY bad..

Which got me thinking...
Is Valentines the Most COMMERCIALIZED Day EVER??
You tell me..Guess what?? i spent it with a guy...don't go getting any mad ideas... i am straight as a rod...and i still LOVE my BABY BOO.. it's just that Baby Boo is in Sydney right now and i have nobody to spend it with.. As I was walking about in 1 UTAMA..I noticed that all the restaurants...EXCLUDING fast food places are JAM PACKED with people..couples actually...it got me thinking..is it worth it to spend all those money just for a day?? We can all wait and celebrate Valentines day a day earlier or later and EVERYTHING will be normally priced.. Things are EXORBITANTLY priced on Valentines Day.. the gimmick got the Public!!! I must take my hat off to the "Creator" of Valentines Day.. he/ she should get the MARKETER of the CENTURY award...no make that BEST MARKETER SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME award...

In conclusion... Belated/ Be-earliered Valentines Day is the way to go!??!?! you tell me...

p/s. it my be the lonely me talking, but everything i said MAKES SENSE cozzz..........I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!!

p/p/s. I LOVE YOU Baby Boo..HAPPY VALENTINES DAY..*muaks*

* WARNING!!!*

2006-02-14T15:02:00.000+08:00

i was nicely sleeping when my brother wakes me up an UNGODLY hour of 12pm!!! WHAT THE HELL!!! anyway its coz my mum wants me to fix my dad's car air-conditioning(its broken down obviously and i need to sorta KICK start it...literally).. i said that cant be done and a whole lot of yelling started...the kind where u go to a coffee shop and hear those vendors shouting "KOOPII O PIINGGG KAOO!!!!!!" She blames me for not fixing it when there are no available CHEAP spare parts for the air-con blower... reluctantly she still drives the car and i go back to sleep thinking that the drama is over.

2 minutes later...RING...my phone shows my mum calling
"TUNG!! why the hell car no petrol!!! U COME DOWNSTAIRS NOW!!"

i relunctant ly rush downstairs and see her throwing the keys into the house "I DON'T CARE HOW!! get the car done!!"

What the hell?? am i a mechanic?? so i walked out and see my dad's car parked guess where?? IN THE MIDDLE OF THE F*CKIN ROAD....I went and attempted to drive it back home and halfway there the engine died...apparently due to ZERO petrol left in the tank..

i had to drive the other car to the petrol station to buy petrol...cut a coca-cola bottle and slowly pour gas into the tank!!! my hands REEK of petrol... then i drove the car and fill it up summore (RM30 coz i'm practically broke)

My mum comes back and nonchalantly asks "how did you get the car back??" WTF!!! do u think its very easy ?!?!... THE last person to use the car was her to get to her badminton game a few days ago!!! bloody hell i TOLD HER A MILLIONS TIMES the car has no petrol and still she..the most LOADED person at home REFUSES or couldn't care less to fill it... and when she needs to use the car..." TUNG WHY NO PETROL!!!" Mothers i tell you..anyone having the same problem as i??

Moral of the story.. Mothers are always right..there's no way you can win no matter how right you are and how unreasonable they are..DAMNIT this is getting REALLY old

end of the road....

2006-02-13T23:12:00.000+08:00

there are many things that tell you when a car decides to leave you.....

1. When you become best friends with your mechanic....(I MUST BE VISITING HIM A LOT, GIVING HIM LOTS & LOTS OF $$$$$$)

2. When your car FARTs white smoke... (Apparently due to the pistons "eating" up the engine oil..

3. When you skid everytime you accelerate too much (well this is the tyre's fault but i'll put it in anyway...)

4. When your car seats look the BEST in your car..(Hmm i got myself Original Toyota Starlet 86 Turbo half bucket seats 2 years ago *grinss* Comfortable Shit dudes)

5. When every joint under the hood leaks...(i've spent so much under the hood [not upgrading] that i could have easily gotten a new engine!!!)

Goodbye TOYOTA STARLET, you have been a GREAT friend but it's time to go.... HELLO PROTON SATRIA!!!!! (I've been wanting one for 3 years now...finally my wish is coming true..hopefully VERY soon *fingers crossed*)

2006-02-12T22:55:00.000+08:00

GREETINGS~................

I have finally joined the dark side....Blogging...
I used to only read what other ppl blog about..laugh at all the silly things that happen in their lives fully knowing that it will never happen to me..coz i always tell myself, "what the hell?? all these ppl have nothing better to do but blog?? Aren't they afraid of what ppl think..idiots..."

well now its my turn to be the idiot..letting ppl know about what is happenning in my life.. so to all that knows who i am...HELLO!!!!! Read at your own risk.. *sniggers*